Based on a still shot of Keanu Reeves from the 1989 comedy film Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Conspiracy Keanu is the air-headed nephew of Ancient Aliens expert Giorgio Tsoukalos.

The EpicLevelTV YouTube channel produced this phallic-inspired parody of the It Gets Better project.

As Seen on TV: This phonetic translation of Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola's tearful pleas with her on-again, off-again boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro on Jersey Shore became a popular tag on Tumblr in September 2011.

A young man's obsession with Haruhi Suzumiya is revealed after his mother, who happens to look just as young, confronts him about waifu.

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