All Preston Leatherman wants for Christmas is to dance through a mall to the sweet tunes on his iPod. While we can hear the Mariah Carey song he's jamming to, the people witnessing his joyous prancing had no idea.

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This web comic character used to make people make-out with each other would later go on to become the face of the Fap Guy seen in rage comics.

In recent light of Herman Cain's campaign suspension after several harassment scandals, MC Hammer guides us through the women who have publicly come out to accuse the former Republican hopeful.

The KYM Moderator Appreciation Week begins with the Streisand Effect, as recommended by our database moderator Tomberry:

"This Internet adage, coined in 2005, has become increasingly relevant in today's online media culture concerning Internet censorship and how it fails hard."

The Large Hadron Collider is not impressed by Sir Issac Newton's "falling apple" story.
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