The Institute's Chief Inspector of Research & Development James Wu found an M&M candy that bears a striking resemblance to our favorite Forever Alone Guy. It's time for a caption contest!

If your dad says you were adopted, he might be a Trolldad.
…Or you might have been adopted.

PTKFGS "Punch The Keys For God’s Sake!" is a YTMND series that began as a parody based on the idea of an alternate universe wherein the site founder Max Goldberg uses the line "Punch the keys for God’s sake" instead of "You’re the man now dog" for the original YTMND site.

Thank you Rachel Ray. Without your awesome recipe site, I would never know how to microwave bacon.

Emo Dad may be 46 years old, but he has the tortured soul of a 15 year old at Hot Topic – filled to the brim with angst.