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I had Satan as a substitute teacher once. It was the best day I had in school.


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Astatine, Resident Hijab Enthusiast
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The Bible has a lot of sexuality, though.

I mean, have you READ Songs of Solomon?

(Also, PSA: shielding your children from even the tiniest slivers of sexuality while refusing to explain any of it to them is no good-- it'll just make them more curious and then once they're 18 they'll probably snap and suck like, a billion dicks.)

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