This reminds me of something that happened to me in a DND game. We were putting together our characters, and as a joke someone suggested we roll for penis length – one D10, with the number being the total length in inches. I rolled an eight (woo!) and then suggested I should roll for diameter as well . . . and then rolled another eight. And so for as long as I had that character I had to roleplay the fact that he had a spherical penis.

The worst part is, I'd set up the character with high charisma and had designed him as a kind of Hugh Heffner wannabe – figuring he could be the group's "face man," flirting my way through tricky dialogue sections so we could role-play our way out of tricky situations. Anyway, I'll spare you the specifics, but have you ever tried seducing an NPC while you have a basketball for a dick? No amount of natural 20s was going to make that work.