Super Smash Brothers - Pretty much describes the Smash Ballot Winner fiasco.

Overall despite the crying the other Ballot Particapants, were good lays, except their pillow talk was shit.
"Wolf isn't a clone he's a semi clone"
"Donkey Kong needs more representation."
"Get out of my swamp."

Also forgot "Sakurai's lying, those aren't the ballot results because of 4chan fan polls said K. Rool won"