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![| Anonymous 12/13/12(Thu)01:22 No.166614019 [▼] 1349472634019 png (215 KB, 498x380) igdb google 166614836 raiding in wrath getting close to downing that ice guy, dont remember, with spikes die due to stupidity but keep communicating with guild >Got him own 10% >Time for GUILD CULTURE start slapping my d--- on my mic severyome starts chanting Slap d---! Slap d---! Slap d---! >finally down the f----- climax almost at the same time >greek guy in guild starts playing his guitar and singing in greek look outside my window >a red sun rises >blood has been spilled this night go to school smelling on semen and gaymen (and mangaa) God I miss my old guild and my old life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/079/931/b17.png "Anon reminisces his guild days")
![门Anonymous 11/18/12 Sun 22:26 No 13405752 Repies-13405797-13405808-13405827-13405875-13405908-13405972-13408054-3406347 >Taking girlfriend on a date >Walk through park >GF is blind, amazing sense of touch >Feels CZ 2075 RAMI through shirt, sweater, AND jacket when we put our arms around each other >What's that?" >"Uh... My gun?" You'r >"Um, yeah > "Cool! When we get back home, let me feel it." >"kay e carrying a gun Three weeks later, she insisted on letting me take her to the range and I let her shoot one of my 9mm's. As long as you keep her pointed in the right direction, she can more or less consistently hit the center of a target at a distance of ten feet. Range master probably would have pitched a shitfit if he found out I handed a gun to a blind girl. Iol Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)22:32 No.13405827 Replies: 2213406288 File (70 KB, 180x300, char lilly[1]png) Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)22:35 No. 13405875 4 2213405752 IVAN MAGNOVSKA INOwbmsVEUOS 11/19/12(Mon)00:17 No.13407324 m jelly 13405752 >blind girlfriend 2213407220 /k-/k/atawa Shoujco Damn, right in the feels. Katawa Shoujo has ruined me But seriously, the tales of your blind girl really warmed my heart. I wish you two the best Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)22:30 No. 13405808 Repies: 213405855 2213406226 13405752 How did you end up dating a blind girl? Not saying it's wrong. just unusual Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:03 No. 13406226 Replies: 2213406393 213406417 2213406468 2213406580 2213406601 22 13405808 I was walking to class (still trying to get my degree) and walked around the corner to discover that a dozen retards from the special ed center had escaped their wranglers, gotten into our building, and had a very cute, very petite girl surrounded and were pawing at her, doing that weird retard moan/wail, and generally smelling like they had all s--- their pants. I see the way she's moving her head around and realize she's 1) blind and has no idea what is happening, and 2) f------ terrified Having encountered several of these tards before and not wanting to get bitten/punched by a mob of them, I ran up, kicked two in the back of the knee and knocked them out of the way, shoved a third aside, scooped her up, and hauled ass down the hall before the tards could react Then they started wailing and moaning and chased after us, so I ran down the stairs and ducked into an empty room and they ran past, still doing the retard mating call. I asked if she was ok, she was freaking out, and I got her calmed down and offered to walk her to her next class. I didn't have anything better to do, so I hung around in the hall for an hour and escorted her from class when it ended since she was still scared of a retard ambush and offered to buy her lunch A month later, we were going out □ Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:08 No.13406288 Reples》13406329竺13406636 I didn't play KS and wasn't aware of its existence until after we started going out. I mentioned my GF on 4chan and someone asked if she was like Lilly. "Who? We played through it together. GF likes VN's now (she used to like "choose your own adventure" books as a kid), but it's hard finding one that isn't a pomo She seriously is a lot like Lilly. personality-wise. Very calm, very sweet, doesn't play the b------- mind games that past GF's have, doesn't get jealous, and is genuinely happy whenever Im around. Physically, she keeps her hair in a ponytail and has blue eyes, but is otherwise not the same. She's a foot shorter than me, very petite. If she weren't so tiny. I wouldn't have been able to haul ass with her in my arms when I rescued her from the tard pack. She has trouble with stairs, so I sometimes just carry her up/down and she giggles the whole way □ Anonymous 1 1/18/12(Sun)23 12 N 1 3406355 Reples: 13408441 13405908 She's never seen a gun (blind since a car accident at age 3), so if a gun is mentioned in one of the books she reads, she has no idea what it looks like, how big it is, etc I unloaded all my guns and let her handle each one. She surprised me by being able to read off the make, model, and serial number by running her finger over them. She has a crazy sensitive sense of touch. □ Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:25 No. 13406517 Replies: >>13406591 13406347 And she's more appreciative of you as a result, yes? I labeled everything around the house, including the microwave, in braille so she can enjoy a little independence instead of needing me to do everything for her She still wants me to be her white knight though. Whenever she hears one of the retards on campus wail, she starts crying. It's almost a year later and I still escort her to and from every class, partly just because we like walking together and partly because she's afraid of retards now. She's also scared of dogs since a big dog knocked her down and kept slobbering on her and jumping and down when she was a kid. It was just playing, but she had no idea what was going on. It took a while for her to get used to my dog (and it took the dog a while to realize she couldn't see and wasnt deliberately hitting him with her cane), and they get along great now, but she still doesn't like dogs in general. Which is mainly why she refuses to get a seeing-eye dog. As long as there's nothing for her to trip over, she is the f------ master of Marco Polo. □ Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:28 No.13406584 I'm 62" and the top of her head isn't quite even with my shoulder. Dark blonde hair, blue eyes, very pale since she's indoors most of the time, small breasts, very petite. Doesn't even weigh half of what I do. I've seen her angry exactly once in the not-quite-a-year that Ive known her. Her a------ brother thought it'd be funny to put something in her path and she tripped over it. She damn near took MY head off whipping that cane around trying to beat his ass. □ Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:31 No.13406618 13406441 Dude, she can read the headstamps on all my ammo by running her finger around the rim. It's frigging amazing. She's very limited by being blind, but she can do s--- that's practically superhuman when it comes to hearing and touch Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:50 No. 13406929 13406832 Getting to be her white knight she depends on has done amazing things for my self-esteem. I'm getting back into shape, I have more self-confidence, I'm more assertive, and I plan ahead and prepare for things more than I used to since I have to work out the logistics of having a blind girl around She really is the best thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I genuinely love her And I dont meet people from 4chan anymore because assholes have harassed her just to be d----/because she's blind. Had some guy walk up while we sitting in a restaurant and start talking s--- about how she should have been aborted, has no place in society because she's a cripple, etc l punched him in the balls, then got out of my seat and punched him in the face What happened?" Don't worry about it sweety. Let's go home." Manager told me not to worry about the bill and that if the cops asked, nobody saw a thing. So that was cool Anonymous 11/18/12(Sun)23:56 No.13407031 She's really independent-minded and hard-headed, but still dependent on her parents for picking up where food stamps leave off I think she's most appreciative because I am loyal, even after she f----- me over when she was going through her brother dying. I never stopped being at least a friend She's got bad vision because back in the 70's she had cataract surgery. It was the best they had then. She's got glaucoma and crossed eyes to boot. Her vision issues as well as depression and anxiety for no reason means she couldn't hold a job if she wanted. I haven't even mentioned that she's 19 years older than me But she doesnt let her bad vision get her down, and tries to be independent when she doesn't feel like s--- □ Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)00:13 No 13407279 Replies)13407286 I like Knob Creek and 9mm 147gr Golden Sabers She still lives with her parents, but spends the night at my place half the time. Her parents are totally cool with her sleeping in the same bed as me; we've even shared a sleeping bag on one our few camping trips together when it got really cold How many parents can let a man sleep in the same bed as their daughter and have complete faith that he wont get into any hanky-panky with her? That sort of trust is virtually nonexistent these days. And I genuinely wish I was still a virgin. She wants me to be her first and only, and I cant give her the same. I'm kinda afraid of subconciously comparing her to all the girls rve f----- in the past, but I'm more... disappointed with myself. I definitely had more respect for girls whose pants I had to earn my way into than the ones who put out the second we started dating. For a while, I basically saw girls as nothing but walking poon and all interactions with them were based on whether or not I thought I could f--- them. Field too long, continued. Anonymous 11/19/12(Mon)00:14 No. 13407286 13407279 When I realized my GF was a virgin and had never even had a boyfriend before (which was pretty early in the relationship; part of what bonded us, besides the tard rescue, was her being really desperate for social interaction since she had a hard time meeting strangers and nobody wants to hang out with the blind girl.), I decided my old life was dead and it was day one of a new me. The perfect gentleman me. She sees me as her knight in shining armor, and Iil be damned if I'm anything less than her expectations. She is a pure, innocent girl and I don't intend to ruin her for my own selfish desires. Tm waiting until the wedding night And you know what? I have far more respect for MYSELF than I used to. I genuinely feel like a better person worthy of respect and trust, because I refuse to lower my standards to what I used to be And it's all because of her. She's made me a better man, just by being herself Man, but I love that girl](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/070/641/5fa.png "/k/ anon's blind wife")
![sad boss.gif (3 MB, 416x405) google igdb E Anonym ous 11/09/13 Sat 10:47:33 No.217367432 ▼ >>217367735 >>2173678 9-217367934 >>217368005 >217368007 >>217368101 >>217368213 >-217368318 >>217368332 >>217368557 >>217368638 >>217368639 >>217368746 >>217368793 >>217368885 >>217368897 >217368906>>217368936 >>217369192 >>217369197>>217369947 >217370617 >217370651 217370743>217370929 >217371345 >217371543 >>217372025 >217372335>217372589 >217373079 >217373274 >217374096 >217374636 >217375214 >>217375570 >>217375891 >>217376593 >>217376596 >>217376673 Acquire a girlfriend >She's a solid 6/10 >Spend time together >One day she finds a picture of Big Boss in my wallet >Since then she acts weird >Finally, she finds my Big Boss folder on my pc >2GB of Big Boss p---, speeches, motivational posters and cosplay >Notices my collection of vidya games isn't all that impressive, but I have all MGS titles next to a Big Boss figurine and my BB husbando picture where I feed my monitor showing Big Boss doritos and yerba mate >Demands I delete my folder and hide eveyrthing Big Boss related, consoles included or she leaves >Gives me 24 hours >16 hours have passed What do I do, /v/? I can't just abandon Big Boss [-] Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)10:48:57 No.21 7367561 [▼] >>217367719 Leave her Leave her and never look back ■ Anonymous 11/09/13(Sat)10:49:04 No.21 7367570 [▼] This makes me happy](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/070/483/b96.png "Anon makes a decision")
![File: 1597102719402.jpg (131 KB, 1024x924) O Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)11:52:30 No.520659483 [Reply] > >>520667676 >>520667759 >>520667884 >that kid who made a vidya presentation I hope none of you did this + 79 replies and 20 images omitted. Click here to view. O Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:15:37 No.520667676 ► File: 1576701086883.png (57 KB, 500x486) >>520659483 (OP) I had to take public speaking in college and this one girl gave a presentation about being vegan. Anytime she would present a fact or point this fat Hispanic kid wearing a Zelda hat would scoff and roll his eyes. When her presentation was done he then proceeded to waddle up to the podium for his presentation. This dude gave a full 10 minute speech on why Reddit is the best thing ever. It was quite possibly the most painful thing I've ever sat through in a classroom. Obliterate yourself from existence](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/882/469/8f5.png "Anon goes to Cringefest High")
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