Super Smash Brothers Melee - Melee is the only game that matters

I know this is meant to be satire but there is actually a guy at the bimonthly Smash 4 tournaments I go to that's like this. He comes, he'll only play Melee, and he'll sit on the sidelines and "commentate" during our matches that "Melee is unquestionably better" and that "we're forcing SSB4 to be competitive." The fact that he literally has a neck beard and is at least 300 pounds makes it a whole new tier of Comedy Gold.