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Anonymous 57 minutes ago No.80356178>80356280 (You) >>80356457>>80356611 Uniqueness and Unity.ipg (115 KB, 500x348) google iqdb Oh dear god, just try to imagine the sheer logistics of trying to supply a single 4-man team of Hunters I'll admit, individuality is cool and all, but it really makes the logistics a nightmare inb4 there's a literal army of underpaid, overworked desk jockeys and intems filling out paperwork just to supply an entire schools arsenal Anonymous 53 minutes ago No 80356280 >>80356313 >>80356329 >>80356457 >No no no, MY weapon only fires custom-milled 11.41x91mm shotgun flechette slugs. 91-grain 25-75 Ai/Burn Dust propellant is a must, god do you think some trashy 88-grain would work at all? F------ special snowlakes the lot of them. Anonymous 51 minutes ago No.80356329 80356396 (You) 80356457 Then we get That Guys" that uses muzzle loaders or other weird/prototype weapons that are not standardized Anonymous 55 minutes ago No.80356396 8035643180356439>>80356457>>80356765 >"Oh yeah, this is a railgun. It needs three five-ounce Lightning crystals per shot, only accepts very specific Dustforged tungsten-cobalt slugs and the barrel needs to be refitted every twenty shots." >"I don't think that's very." >"ARE YOU INFRINGING UPON MY FREEDOM TO EXPRESS MYSELF? Greatcow 37 minutes ago No.80356611 v >>80356638 >>80356655 (You) >>80356723 >>80356852 >>80357133 >>80357160 F--- you're right...I mean f--- lets look at just teams Rwby and JNPR Heavy 50 cal-esque dust/nifle rounds Compact dust cartridges specifically formed to fit a fencing sword Dust Pistol Rounds Dust Shotgun Rounds Dust Grenades Dust Pistol/SMG rounds Dust Medium Caliber Rifle rounds Hell forget gunsmiths, what kind of armor dust/ammo manufacturing facilities would a place like Beacon need??? Anonymous 32 minutes ago No.80356722 80356755 >Everyone else has special snowlake weapons, even Oobleck requires some sort of arcane liquefied Burn concoction. >Meanwhile, Port just shoves in whatever Dust is available and throws in a handful of grommets, nuts and machining scraps after it. Anonymous 30 minutes ago No.8035676580356798 (You) She wouldn't have let him >"Uh, Mrs Phobos; I received you weapon application, and uh, there are a few problems >"Ugh, what now? Im super busy you know." >"Well, it's just that this isn't a blueprint, at all. It's just a list of weapons >"Yeah, it's all the weapons I want mine to have in mine >That isn't really how this works though" >"C'mon, so maybe I'm not so good at the designing part,I'm still a Hunter and I'm gonna need a weapon, just make it work" >"But, this doesnt even make sense. You've got like, 13 different weapons on here. How would a Battleaxe, a net, a whip and a revolver even work together?" >"Gawd, I don't know Isn't this supposed to be you JOB or something. It's literally all they keep you around for, just get it done you grumpy old facist >"-and here you've just written "dust", only that. >Yeah, I want dust in my weapon 2 > "Any specific KIND of dust?" >"Oh, all of them. I saw this girl doing it in last years Vytal tournament, I don't know why everyone doesn't do that Anyway kthnxbye" Anonymous 27 minutes ago No.8035679880356874>>80356916 >"Hi, My name is Jaune, could this be sharpened here? "...Il love you Anonymous 22 minutes ago No 80356874 ﹀ >>80356916 >A bunch of gruff, grumpy old men fawming over Jaune whenever he comes to visit the machine shop >Asking him about his sword and shield, talking about family histories and old war stories >Always offering to sharpen his sword for him, or hammer dents out of his shield Just happy to have someone who appreciates the classics around Shoot glares at that Nikos girl whenever she comes by with him, muttering something about him being too good for that girl Anonymous 21 minutes ago No.8035691080357023 >He wakes up every morning and makes the same motions every time he goes to work >Wash up, make coffee, eat breakfast >At work, he gets yelled at by his overpaid superiors, who put in only 1/10th the effort he does, for not being able to get supplies from point A to point B >He looks at the standard "Hang in there Poster >Right beside it is a recruitment poster with a beaming Huntress saying that as Protectors of Humanity, and Individuality YOU' need to do YOUR part to help them And that's when the camera zooms out from his small cubicle to show a dozen other cubicles with people like him, then 50, then 90, and then a hundred until he's just a speck of dust in the vast sea of conformity Anonymous 17 minutes ago No.80357023 >There's screams outside >Meh >Wall behind him bursts in, a vaguely human blur crashes into his desk He hears a feminine voice curse the lack of dust as the debris in the air starts to settle >Without a change in expression he reaches into a filing cabinet and pulls out a vial of pure red he'd been saving for a special occasion The occasion was his superisor leaving food in the fridge, but that's not important anymore >Hands it to her >She grabs it, thanks him and leaps back out the hole in the wall >More explosions and screams echo through the building as the man quietly gathers up the two halves of his "Hang in therel" poster and begins to tape them back together Anonymous 20 minutes ago No.80356916 803569348035696180357235 >The QMWeapons teacher at Beacon is GirllHaephestus >Took a serious leg injury in a mission and refuses to get a modern prosthetic because "muh Dust" >Her favorite students are the ones with simple melee or simple ranged weapons, preferably separately Scuse me, I need to write this idea down for later Anonymous 9 minutes ago No.80357323 80356916 RWBY+JNPR walking through the beacon courtyard >Happen to walk past CFVY Jaune and Yatsu exhange some kind of weird greeting/inside joke as they pass >Everyone gives Jaune a weird look afterwards >● What?" > "Jaune, what was that?" >What? That? That was nothing, just this old joke, it's not funny if I explain it, you had to be there >"Since when do YOU hang out with Yatsuhashi?" >"Oh yeah, well you know how Ive been spending some time in the machine shop lately with Quartermaster Titus and-" "Ooooh, she is SO mean, you know she called Crescent Rose an "over-complicated waste of good farming equipment"? >She called Myrtenaster "training wheels for spoiled little huntresses T > She called Magnhild a disaster waiting to happen!" > "No Nora, she was talking about you "Oh yeah.." > Well anyway, ever since the festival started it seems like she's gathered a whole bunch of students down there. It's nothing much really, we all just hang out, talk about weapons, exchange tips. It's not a big deal guys, really" > "Jaune... who else is part of this thing? >"Oh, it's just me, Yats, Sage, these two girls from NDGO, ABRN's leader and her partner with the staff, that Sniper from BRNZ. It's a pretty small thing really >Jaune... you were part of a weapon club and you didn't tell mel? How could you? I thought we were friends! >"Sorry Ruby, but you're still banned from the workshop after the incident S1 don't care what anyway says, I still think we could've made dog armour for Zwei, how else will he carry the guns?"

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PYRO Beatrice

PYRO Beatrice

Mar 01, 2016 at 06:41PM EST

This is why Ironwood is so cool.

He has a pistol. What does it shoot? Bullets, fuck all else. Does it turn into a fancy-schmancy melee weapon? No, he just pistol whips everything!

Goddamn children, back in his day all he had was a M1911 and his wits. Privileged, the whole lot of 'em.

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IG_42

IG_42

Mar 01, 2016 at 07:52PM EST in reply to PYRO Beatrice

INB4 Ironwood is actually Big Boss

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