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the world's best potato

>Be me
>greatest mountain climber ever
>climbing mount everest for the third time
>been climbing for 2 days straight
>unbearable weather, raging storm
>can't see for shit
>After a few hours
>storm dissipates
>Fucking finally
>sees shadow in the distance
>goes to check it out
>sees a woman almost all covered in snow
>goes to help her
>bitch still alive, but hardly breathing
>"Oh shit! are you ok?!"
>she opens her eyes
>She is trembling with all the cold
>nearly dying
>Looks me straight in the eye
>wispers to me
>"i…"
>"i just…"
>Grab her hand tightly
>"You what?!"
>"i just wanted…"
>"… to tell you i'm a vegan"
>dies

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