This is what happens when the shipping goes too far.

Analysis completed
This faunus can assimilate living beings and turn them into something different like that alien thingy from the Thing (1982 not that shitty remake).
That means, mistress Weiss is next and she’s in danger! I must protect her!
reload knife-gun
I’m 200% combat ready!

I just can't….. Okay I accept it's not cropped….. Okay I accept it was uploaded through imgflip.. But for god's sake why the Mobile version?!