Metal Gear Survive - Metal Gear Survive (Not A Hideo Kojima Game)

"A lone MSF soldier sees his last chance of escape turn away and fly while he is left in the wreckage, left to his own devices."

"Aight! I'm liking the story pitch so far, where's it go from there?"

"Also, he gets sucked into a portal in the sky and now is in an alternate world where he has to fight crystal zombies."

"…Aaaaaaand you lost me."