I'm Rick Harrison and This Is My Pawn Shop - I called my buddy Tim who's an expert on loss

!> standing dangerously close to that door

"So what do we got here?"
"These are baby shoes, never worn. Supposedly belonged to the child of Ethan and Lilah from Ctrl+Alt+Del."
"Well, I've got a buddy who's an expert on Loss, I'll call him in and we'll see if it's the real deal… wait, how did you get these?"