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Monkey Business: Harlots in Cartoonland When I think back at cartoons from the 90's, one crosses my mind first: Bucky O'Hare. Not because of the show itself.. .But more because I often find myself confused with Jenny, the female crew member in the show. Jenny is a cat that, I guess, is supposed to be the character to make pre-pubescent boys want to tune in and watch the show since she's so hot. Hot? She's a cat. You know what Jenny's idea of a shower is? Licking her own saliva all over her body That's not hot...That's unsanitary. With all those hairballs that she coughs up, I'd be surprised if the creww members didn't think she may be secretly smoking aboard the ship...Which she was, but I'll get to that later. And really, what's with the pink hair? I can tell by her oh so attractive beard that her natural hair color is white...And she's trying to make me think that it's naturally pink by dying the stuff coming out of the top of her scalp? What a lying little tramp. Plus, look at what she's wearing..Black spandex and tin foil? Why in the world would someone wear that unless they were a baked potato performing in a ballet? Oh...I get it. She's the pilot of the ship That explains a lot...She's high. Don't believe me? Ask any pilot what their favorite aspect of flying is and they will likely respond with, "When I get high up in the sky. They don't mean heights, people.. .They mean that marajuana drug that all the kids are raving about. One look at Jenny, the spit-covered cat that dresses like an edible part of vegetation that happens to be in the performing arts while dying her scalp a simply horid color while leaving the rest of her missing link-like body its natural hue, is enough to make me realize that accusing her of being drugged up really isn't a far-fetched idea. One you go Cat, you never turn back Oh, and she's a p--------. Did I mention that earlier? I probably should now. Jenny has a bunch of magical powers..According to a quick reference check on Wikipedia, her powers include "telepathy astral projection, energy blasts, sex appeal, and healing. Since when is sex appeal a magical power? Anyway, she also keeps all of these powers secret to everyone but Willy DuWitt, the pre-teen boy genius from Earth. So...In other words, Willy is the only person that Jenny uses her 'sex appeal magical powers around. A full-grown cat is making advances towards a human egghead child that isn't even a teenager yet.. .That's just wrong on so many levels. ses other words, Willy is the on wards a human egghead chid So, this trainwreck of a cat woman was supposed to bring in the ratings, eh? By smearing her own saliva all over herself, smoking illegal drugs, and hitting on young children? What a horrible person..or cat....or whatever the devil she is. Jenny is a terrible role model and, if I may be so bold to say, a complete skank. But still, I give her credit for not making herself look like a prostitute by smearing lipstick on the fur of her lip-less face like that horrid harlot Captain Mimi LaFloo.. .But I won't get into that in this writing I will, however, say this with lady folk like LaFloozy and Jenny the drugged-up p--------, I can see why Bucky O'Hare was always greenI'd want to projectile vomit all over the place, too. 栌 Ilsa, She-Wolf of the Third Reich? ANTIFURRIES A great source of entertaiment for all the furry fans

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