Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - Please Don't Arm The Dragon Loli

You mess with Dragon Loli
You get shot in the assholi.

I'll have you know Pistols for Dragon Lolis is a just cause! These are adorable, unarmed, slow creatures we're talking about. They need all the firepower they can get. Last year alone, the PFDL put handguns in the claws of no fewer than 300 underprivileged and unarmed dragon lolis.

We're destroying these poor creatures faster than ever before. If we don't give them the means to protect themselves when we come clear-cut their loli forests and build a five-star resort, who will?