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flat earth skeptic @jerry_eldred.15 Apr 2016 @nickmullen @rachelmillman @ByYourLogic @jdcrowley @andylevy @mattytalks Mobute Bcrushingbort @crushingbort if heaven and hell decide that your wife isn't satisfied illuminate the no's on the "is she pleasured" signs if there's no one inside her to improve her life then i will llolw you into your wifel GIF -154

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Look If you had One shot Or one opportunity To seize somebody's wife you wanted In one email Would you capture it Or just let it slip?

LRon Husband @mattytalks Follow I rewrote the first half of Bohemian Rhapsody to be about f------ someone's wife Is this the real wife Is this just fantasy I Caught in this mans wife No escape from emails by me Mama, just cucked a man ucked his wife on his own bed Ate her ass, she gave me head Mama, I had just c-- And now she wants to blow me nyway Mama, ooooooo Didn't mean to cuck this guy f my emails not read this time Open your eyes Look up from her thighs and see I'm just a w---- boy, I need some ecstasy Because l'm easy c--, easy go When your wife gives a show Any wife your wife blows doesn't really omorrow, carry on, carry on, as if matter to me, to me othing really matters

Replying to @MarkusJ @MarkusJ dude i'm the most docile person you could find but if i got this about my wife i'd find you and facepunch until my fists were nubs LIKES 35 12:35 PM-15 Apr 2016 35 Tweet your reply JF @ohsnapitsjf , 15 Apr 2016 Replying to @MarkusJ @MarkusJ still, to encroach in such a "alright pal well this is happening" is f------ railroading on the dude's whole s---. i dont get it 23 JF @ohsnapitsjf , 15 Apr 2016 Replying to @ohsnapitsjf @MarkusJ this is bonkers aggressive in a really infuriatingly bizarre quasi-zen sort of way 2 27

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Replying to @MarkusJ @MarkusJ dude i'm the most docile person you could find but if i got this about my wife i'd find you and facepunch until my fists were nubs LIKES 35 12:35 PM-15 Apr 2016 35 Tweet your reply JF @ohsnapitsjf , 15 Apr 2016 Replying to @MarkusJ @MarkusJ still, to encroach in such a "alright pal well this is happening" is f------ railroading on the dude's whole s---. i dont get it 23 JF @ohsnapitsjf , 15 Apr 2016 Replying to @ohsnapitsjf @MarkusJ this is bonkers aggressive in a really infuriatingly bizarre quasi-zen sort of way 2 27

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Mark Apr 5 (10 days ago) I figure if I'm going to be within shooting distance of you, I better try some diplomacy before I arrive I know this is all crazy for you, it's all crazy for me, and it's double crazy for Laura, who is the person I'm trying to protect and accommodate most of all in this process. People fall in love and people fall out of love and love changes all the time, but rarely for one person do they have so many things to consider, so many people to love, give attention to, and please as Laura does It's also rare to come across the one person you truly believe you're meant to be with, and not only have her married and with kids to boot, but also 2000 miles away in another sovereign nation. This isn't a fling or a tryst or an affair, it's two people being bowled over by discovering a deep wellspring of powerful emotions, and a connection that they never thought possible. I don't covet Laura, want to make her mine alone, or steal her away as much as I want to find any way possible to be in her light and warmth, and to nurture her protect her, and grow with her, for me, and everyone else, as much as I can I don't judge people, ever. Laura doesn't badmouth you, you're not some loser guy we scheme against in our private conversations Through everything she's shown that she loves you deeply and wants to continue a large portion of the life you've built together with but also explore and grow in other ways. It was hard for me to accept at first too, but I've done so, because again, she's just that god damned incredible a human being So yeah. That's where we are. I don't expect or anticipate a response, our relationship can be as distant or as friendly as we want going forward, when things are settled and comfortable and people adjusted. Life is crazy, and hard, but most unfair of all, short, and these connections and emotions don't reveal themselves every day, it'd be so self-damaging not to pursue it, it's a thought I can't even tolerate, and I think you'll find Laura feels the same way, and what's more will have the chance to grow and explore in other ways that she can share with everyone she loves Thanks for reading Mark

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flat earth skeptic @jerry_eldred.15 Apr 2016 @nickmullen @rachelmillman @ByYourLogic @jdcrowley @andylevy @mattytalks Mobute Bcrushingbort @crushingbort if heaven and hell decide that your wife isn't satisfied illuminate the no's on the "is she pleasured" signs if there's no one inside her to improve her life then i will llolw you into your wifel GIF -154

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