Trap - Traps are gay

The point of Traps are to trick straight men. A gay man wouldn't be attracted to a trap in the first place, so traps can't possibly be gay. It would be gay if you still want to fuck them after you learn they are male, though.

I mean I know that at this point most folks are just yuckin' it up, but I swear this argument is more absurdly persistent than the seven year itch.