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To the braying masses of goop-loving s---, So we rolled out some leftover sauce because of this cartoon thing. We had it sitting around and figured it would get some of you fat, otherwise worthless profit vectors into the stores. It wasn't much but we thought, "f--- it, what's the worst that could happen if we run out?" "GWAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SAUCE!" We agree. We hate you on a personal level now more than we ever have before and we're going to spit in the swill we serve you, but we agree. The wider world may be disgusted by your behaviour, but your friends at McDonald's love it. Make no mistake, we'd love it if you were so absorbed by our products that your life was just squatting in a pile of neglected children and McChicken wrappers. We want you like this. You are love to us. If you'd told our marketing department ten years ago that, in a decade, a cartoon people use as a self-esteem substitute would have them kicking our doors down for something we make when a wholesaler is giving away spoiled soy sauce they'd have laughed. When they are done reverse engineering this process, we'll have you neglecting life, loved ones, and dignity to swallow something made from old apricots and anchovy heads. You f----ignorant pigs don't even know you want that yet, but you do. You f------ disgust us and we love that we can say that to you without losing a dime. Rich and Morty forever. -Your friends at McDonald's

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Anonymous animatic McDonald's employees when telling the 714th Rick and Morty fan that they can't have their McNasty meme sauce to dip their mcnugs in Source animatic 9,034 notes 10/09/17(Mon)18:52:14 No.747624916 53 KB JPG >be me >work at McDonalds >overworked >underpaid >big day today >not sure what's happening but the manager says we have a new sauce. >No big deal, we do specials all the time >manager looks worried >imchillman.jpeg >look up at menu, see some cartoon on there, must be something for the kids >It's 6:58am, we open at 7:00am >there is a queue outside >MFW it's not children >A horde of sweaty mid 20 year olds stand outside waiting to get in, laughing manically. >all wearing clothing of the cartoon. >ohfuck.exe >the doors burst open and I'm greeted by the first customer. >he weighs over 300lbs and is wearing a fedora, with a neck beard only fit for a kissless virgin. >"hyngeh I'll have schum cheeken mcnuggz an heh- heh- scheziuan zauuce!!" >the ogre looks back to the crowd >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!" >The entire crowd of chubby shrek rejects respond >"WUBALUBADUB-DUB!"
Wendy's @Wendys Come to Wendy's to get some chicken tenders! We don't have Szechuan sauce, but neither does @McDonalds 10/7/17, 2:41 PM
RUINEDCHILD We don't have your nasty Rick and Morty McNuggets sauce.
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Uploaded Oct 10, 2017 at 01:40PM EDT

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McDonald's Mulan Szechuan Sauce

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szechuan sauce, mcdonalds, rick and morty, gabriel morton, self-esteem substitute

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