Pokémon Sun and Moon - We've made up our minds, Pikachu is never evolving

If it doesn't have a heart shaped tail then it's a he
(if your making a joke then my bad)

Ok, you can keep him as a pikachu but for the love of Arceus, at least give him a light ball!

Yes, I know it's a bitch and a half to get one but we're 21 seasons in. You should have got/found one by now.