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Steamed Hams - Morrowind Edition

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Anonymous 02/06/18(Tue)15:31:14 No.57830516 >>57830764 >>5783210157832245 >>57832322 owind steamed hams jpg (332 KB, 781x682) google yandex igdb wait >Well Dagoth, I made it - despite your ash vampires >Ah! Come Nerevar, friend or traitor, come. Come and feast upon this unforgettable luncheorn >Yeah >Stoopid, my roast is ruined! But what if I were to procure corprusmeat and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully divine, Dagoth >Ah- Dagoth! >Nerevar, I was just, uh, siphoning power from the Heart of Lorkhan. Tonal Architecture. Care to join me? >Why is there blight coming out of your oven, Dagoth? >Oh, uh, that isn't blight, that's ash. Ash from the ash yams we're having. Mmm, ash yams. Whew >Nerevar, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers >l thought you said we were having ash yams >Oh, no, what a grand and intoxicating innocence, I said dreamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers >You call hamburgers dreamed hams? >Yes, it's a regional dialect >Uh huh. What region? >Uh, central Vvardenfell? >Well, I'm from the Ashlands and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "dreamed hams." >Oh, not the Ashlands, no. It's a Red Mountain expression see >You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Tel Fyr >Oh, no. Patented Dagoth Urgers. Old Sixth House recipe >For dreamed hams >Yes >Yes. And you call them dreamed hams despite the fact that they were obviously killed >Persistent, aren't you? Y- You know, one thing I should- excuse me for one seconod >Of course >Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped >Yes, I should be- by Azura, what is happening in there? >Dragon Break. >D- Dragon Break? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your Heart Chamber? >Yes >May I see it? >No >Lord Dagoth, Akulakhan is falling apart! >No, Gilvoth, it's just a time-wound >Well, Dagoth, you are an odd fellow, but I must say you dream a good ham. Anonymous 02/06/18(Tue)15:43:50 No.57830764 Ps The single best post on /tg/ right now

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