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ALRIGHT, I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR VISION YOU'RE FAR SIDED E E WHAT IS IT? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net E

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MY NEXT SONG GOES OUT TO ALL THE LADIES! OOH, GIRL, YOU GIVE ME GOOD FEELINGS IN MY BODY LOVE YOU SO WOO! YEAAAAH!! HEY!! I SAID THIS SONG'S FOR LADIES! STOP LISTENING!! I'M NOT GAY!! CLOSE YOLIR EAAAAAARS!! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP! GET READY FOR A DIRT NAP! WOULD YOU SAY THAT I'M IN GRAVE DANGER? Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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THE CYANIDE & HAPPINESS pafreon E X P L AI N E D WELL, GOOD SIR, WHAT IF PERHAPS INSTEAD I BESTOW UPON YOU THE GIFT OF TWO WHOLE DOLLARS A MONTH TO FREE YOU OF THE BURDEN OF WONDERING WHERE YOUR NEXT PAYCHECK IS COMING FROM, ALLOWING YOU TO FREELY INDULGE AND FOCUS ON YOUR CRAFT OF MUGGING? GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY! BooM! Please help keep our weekly animated shorts going by supporting our Patreon. | patreon.com/cyanide and happiness

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AFTER You, MLADY! CASPER THE FRIEND-ZONED GHOST OH NEAT, AN AUTOMATIC DOOR. FRIGID BITCH! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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KNOCK KNOCK! HuMOR. WHO'S THERE? I USE HuMOR TO SHIELD MYSELF FROM THE PAIN OF MEANINGLESS EXISTENCE HuMOR WH0? I DON'T GET IT ME NEITHER. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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THERE'S A GENDER REVEAL PARTY IN MY PANTS, AND YOU'RE INVITED! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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2018.05.06

WELL, HE'S IN A STABLE CONDITION. HE WON'T BE ABLE TO TALK FOR A WHILE, BUT HE'S LUCKY TO BE ALIVE HEY, JACK. I'M NOT SURE I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU'RE IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, BUT.. OKAY. YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE JACK! I CAME HERE AS HE'S LUCKY SOON AS I HEARD WHATTO BE ALIVE! HAPPENED! THAT'S WHAT SAID! SO LUCKY! Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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GOD... I WISH CYANIDE & HAPPINESS WOULD STOP IT WITH ALL THESE F------ GENIE COMICS!! GRANTED! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net

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HURRY UP, GENIE. OUT YOU COME! I'M IN THE BATHROOM! GIVE ME A MINUTE! Ru8 AHH, THERE YOU ARE. Cyanide and Happiness © Explosm.net

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