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Has frizzy hair given you difficult mornings? Has the saloon bill been to damn high?! Cant dry that wet Rockruff fast enough?! Well forget that Rotom Hair dryer or any generic hair drying product because from the makers of we dont give a damn Co, we present to you the Porygon Hairdryer MK 3! We skipped past mark one and 2 because its just that good! forget wires because, its a battery operated, cordless electric Pokemon powered product! With only 4 easy payments of 500 Pokemon dollars , you too can have this fine addition to your Pokemon and self styling needs! Just pay separate shipping and handling and allow 4-7 business days ! order now!.
( not responsible for explosions, Pokemon mishaps, electrical shock,radiation poisoning, burns, death, jaundice, and any unlisted aliments, if you or a loved one experiences one or more please consult a doctor )