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FASTER, PAPA, FASTER! HA! OKAY SWEET PEA! THIS IS THE BEST DAY! I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE! Later, it turned out the people in the comic were just pictures, without any past or any future. Less than dead, they never were.

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THERE IS MORE IN HEA VEN AND EARTH, HORA TIO, THAN IS DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY WHATP WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HAMLET? LIKE. IM TOO MUCH OF A REDUCTIONIST YEAH. TOO REDUCTIONIST LEAVE ROOM FOR WONDER AND MAGIC AND POSSIBILITY IN YOUR VIEW OF THE UNIVERSE T'M JUST NOT CONVINCED A GHOST IS TELLING YOU TO MURDER PEOPLE, MAN. Smbc-comcs.com

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THERE'S THIS IDEA CALLED THE FREQUENCY ILLUSION" WHERE ONCE YOU LEARN A NEW WORD, YOU START SEEING IT EVER YWHERE HUH THAT'S MILDLy INTERESTING YEAH, BUT IT GETS REALLY INTERESTING WHEN YOU REALIZE YoU CAN ACTIVELY USE THE EFFECT ON OTHER PEOPLE THERE IS A TRANSITIVE VERB, LANT," WHICH MEANS "TO FしAVOR ALE WITH AGED URINE WHAT DAMMIT/ DAMMIT DAMMIT/ 0 LANT co. [ANTc。 Smbc-comics.com

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ACCORDING TO OUR MA CROECONOMIC MODEL, THE ECONOMy ししCRASH BECAUSE OF THE HORROR OF EXISTENCE IN A VAST AND DOOMED COSMOS. The fact that this never happens is proof that economic models don't really assume all agents have perfect information.

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