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The virgin Beatles Everyone was too intimidated Band name is just a stupid play on words by their popularity to invite them on tv shows Popularised the boy band Let their popularity get to their heads and got massive egos Ended up hating eachother Let a thot get in between them and the band Inconsistent music and wardrobe Later wrote songs about drugs and sex because they thought it was cool Fans now consisting of moms in their late 50's THE BEACH CHADS They always get around They where even on an episode of full house Popularised a dying genre of music (surf) Even at their height managed to remain humble An elegant, memorable an direct name Never even officially broke up Had an indestructible bromance Always retained wholesome and good vibrations Kept consistent with their style of fashion and music Fans consisting of actual surfers and 50-60 year old boomers

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Virgin Beatles vs. Chad Beach Boys


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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I love the Beach Boys, but Brian Wilson literally spent an entire year in bed, and Dennis is indirectly responsible for the Tate murders.

Yeah, one thing the two groups have in common is a bizarre relationship with Charles Manson. Seriously.

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