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Not even Tumblr can escape. !https://66.media.tumblr.com/dfb29d4b24e90097fc7470bb6b56b575/tumblr_pjrqrmDGe51qfhrtj_500.jpg!
wittyusernamed Anonymous asked How do you think I can find out what gender my n------ are? dedalvs answered Thank you for bringing this question to me. Much like chick sexing, determining nipple gender is a difficult and hotly debated issue. In the United States prior to 1896 specialists were paid thousands of dollars to sex n------, so to speak, until it was revealed that most were charlatans that had no idea what they were doing. One would make a run of the western territories for a bit until another came along that claimed to have some sort of contraption required for nipple sexing, and then the first would claim that one was only 96% effective and that his new contraption was 99.9% effective, and so on it would go. Truth be tol without ever know how their own n------ presented. ld many people have lived and died With the advent of black light, determining nipple gender presentation became a relatively simple matter, though it still requires some expertise. By shining a black light on the nipple, a word is revealed on the underside of the nipple in the areola-if you'll allow me to demonstrate with this male-presenting nipple diagram Gender Areola Now, of course, the word itself is not in English, but in Latvian, for reasons which should be obvious, which means you'll have to consult a Latvian dictionary or native Latvian speaker to determine what gender your nipple is presenting. That shouldn't be too difficult in the modern internet era, though. Back to your original question, if you're like me, you neither have a black light nor ready access to a fluent speaker of Latvian (well, I mean, I do, but I no longer need her services, as I long ago determined the gender presentation of my n------. I don't think I would have survived my 20s had I not known). But worry not! The encoding remains even on images of n------. Thus, all you need to do is the follo wing . Take a photograph of your nipple (the closer the better, as the writing is small) Post it here on Tumbl hopes of finding someone with a black light. light on the screen and take a screen shot and . Have as many people as possible reblog it in . Have the black light holding individual shine a black post that. .Reblog until you find a Latvian speaker who can tell you the gender presentation of your nipple Simple as that! Now, under ordinary circumstances, both n------ wil present the same gender, but in 15% to 20% of cases an individual set of n------ will present different genders. In case you are one of the 15% to 20%, it makes sense to put up images of both n-------just to be certain. Now if the black light doesn't reveal a Latvian word, there may be a chance that the particular black light used falls outside of the nipple gender presentation revelation spectrum (certain common varieties of black light used by clubs in the 90s are like this, as they were very cheaply made. You get what you pay for!), so if the black light doesn't reveal anything, don't fret! It just means you need to find someone else with a higher quality black light. Soon your n------' gender presentation will be revealed, and you'll be able to rest easy-unless your nipple gender presentation changes (which can happen every 20-30 years) Thank you for the question, and best of luck! Source: dedalvs
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