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wittyusernamed Anonymous asked How do you think I can find out what gender my n------ are? dedalvs answered Thank you for bringing this question to me. Much like chick sexing, determining nipple gender is a difficult and hotly debated issue. In the United States prior to 1896 specialists were paid thousands of dollars to sex n------, so to speak, until it was revealed that most were charlatans that had no idea what they were doing. One would make a run of the western territories for a bit until another came along that claimed to have some sort of contraption required for nipple sexing, and then the first would claim that one was only 96% effective and that his new contraption was 99.9% effective, and so on it would go. Truth be tol without ever know how their own n------ presented. ld many people have lived and died With the advent of black light, determining nipple gender presentation became a relatively simple matter, though it still requires some expertise. By shining a black light on the nipple, a word is revealed on the underside of the nipple in the areola-if you'll allow me to demonstrate with this male-presenting nipple diagram Gender Areola Now, of course, the word itself is not in English, but in Latvian, for reasons which should be obvious, which means you'll have to consult a Latvian dictionary or native Latvian speaker to determine what gender your nipple is presenting. That shouldn't be too difficult in the modern internet era, though. Back to your original question, if you're like me, you neither have a black light nor ready access to a fluent speaker of Latvian (well, I mean, I do, but I no longer need her services, as I long ago determined the gender presentation of my n------. I don't think I would have survived my 20s had I not known). But worry not! The encoding remains even on images of n------. Thus, all you need to do is the follo wing . Take a photograph of your nipple (the closer the better, as the writing is small) Post it here on Tumbl hopes of finding someone with a black light. light on the screen and take a screen shot and . Have as many people as possible reblog it in . Have the black light holding individual shine a black post that. .Reblog until you find a Latvian speaker who can tell you the gender presentation of your nipple Simple as that! Now, under ordinary circumstances, both n------ wil present the same gender, but in 15% to 20% of cases an individual set of n------ will present different genders. In case you are one of the 15% to 20%, it makes sense to put up images of both n-------just to be certain. Now if the black light doesn't reveal a Latvian word, there may be a chance that the particular black light used falls outside of the nipple gender presentation revelation spectrum (certain common varieties of black light used by clubs in the 90s are like this, as they were very cheaply made. You get what you pay for!), so if the black light doesn't reveal anything, don't fret! It just means you need to find someone else with a higher quality black light. Soon your n------' gender presentation will be revealed, and you'll be able to rest easy-unless your nipple gender presentation changes (which can happen every 20-30 years) Thank you for the question, and best of luck! Source: dedalvs
Tumblr after 12/16/18: Two great t---, the one on the left is female, the second one is male #tumblr #female presenting nipple #great t-- #bird #media #screen #im funny #edit #shitpost #misc #what is the mean of lid #hall of fame 90,102 notes
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SungWon Cho (ProZD) @prozdkp-5h i forgot i actually wrote the words down on the paper so i look over today and just see them on my desk
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"Female-presenting Nipples" is a phrase used in Tumblr's updated community guidelines which ban adult content. Many took exception to the new guidelines, which states that "Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, and GIFs that show human genitals and 'female-presenting nipples'" and any visual content, including illustrations, that depict sex acts. The phrase "female-presenting nipples" was widely mocked on the website during the backlash against the new guidelines.

Origin

On December 3rd, 2018, Tumblr announced new community guidelines that would go into effect December 17th and which banned adult content. The new community guidelines regarding adult content read:[1]

Adult Content. Don't upload images, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples --this includes content that is so photorealistic that it could be mistaken for featuring real-life humans (nice try, though). Certain types of artistic, educational, newsworthy, or political content featuring nudity are fine. Don’t upload any content, including images, videos, GIFs, or illustrations, that depicts sex acts.

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After the announcement of the guidelines, Tumblr users quickly took to mocking the phrase "female-presenting nipples." Many popular posts on Tumblr parodied Senator Amidala's line in Star Wars Episode III, "So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." Popular parodies like this include a post by kixlepixel, which gained over 2,200 notes (shown below, left), and a post by supernovaodessa gained over 970 notes (shown below, right).

So this is how liberty dies. With female presenting n------
So this is how liberty dies... "Female presenting n------"

Others used object labeling memes to mock the announcement. User Restinpeas gained over 3,300 notes for their object labeling meme (shown below, left) and user gayglitterqueen gained over 2,700 notes for theirs (shown below, right).

me female-presenting n------
female presenting n------ tunmblr

ProZD mocked the move in a video parodying Tumblr, making the site appear as a character who desperately wanted to be out of business. The video, which heavily mocked the "female-presenting nipples" line, gained over 550,000 views in less than 24 hours (shown below).


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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with Cards Against Humanity female-presenting n------
Fem bir Users trying to save their work
Does tumblr have a nazi pröblem: N01tSthe female-aligned n------
Nipple Female presenting nipple
FEMALE-PRESENTINb NIPLE
nurse: sir... you've been in a coma since december 2 me: i can't wait to post some female-presenting n------ on my blog

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About

"Female-presenting Nipples" is a phrase used in Tumblr's updated community guidelines which ban adult content. Many took exception to the new guidelines, which states that "Adult content primarily includes photos, videos, and GIFs that show human genitals and 'female-presenting nipples'" and any visual content, including illustrations, that depict sex acts. The phrase "female-presenting nipples" was widely mocked on the website during the backlash against the new guidelines.

Origin

On December 3rd, 2018, Tumblr announced new community guidelines that would go into effect December 17th and which banned adult content. The new community guidelines regarding adult content read:[1]

Adult Content. Don't upload images, videos, or GIFs that show real-life human genitals or female-presenting nipples --this includes content that is so photorealistic that it could be mistaken for featuring real-life humans (nice try, though). Certain types of artistic, educational, newsworthy, or political content featuring nudity are fine. Don’t upload any content, including images, videos, GIFs, or illustrations, that depicts sex acts.

Spread

After the announcement of the guidelines, Tumblr users quickly took to mocking the phrase "female-presenting nipples." Many popular posts on Tumblr parodied Senator Amidala's line in Star Wars Episode III, "So this is how liberty dies: with thunderous applause." Popular parodies like this include a post by kixlepixel, which gained over 2,200 notes (shown below, left), and a post by supernovaodessa gained over 970 notes (shown below, right).


So this is how liberty dies. With female presenting n------ So this is how liberty dies... "Female presenting n------"

Others used object labeling memes to mock the announcement. User Restinpeas gained over 3,300 notes for their object labeling meme (shown below, left) and user gayglitterqueen gained over 2,700 notes for theirs (shown below, right).


me female-presenting n------ female presenting n------ tunmblr

ProZD mocked the move in a video parodying Tumblr, making the site appear as a character who desperately wanted to be out of business. The video, which heavily mocked the "female-presenting nipples" line, gained over 550,000 views in less than 24 hours (shown below).



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This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but with Cards Against Humanity female-presenting n------ Fem bir Users trying to save their work Does tumblr have a nazi pröblem: N01tSthe female-aligned n------ Nipple Female presenting nipple FEMALE-PRESENTINb NIPLE nurse: sir... you've been in a coma since december 2 me: i can't wait to post some female-presenting n------ on my blog

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