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The Virgin Deathist The Chad Life Extensionist Has Stockholm Syndrome Immense brain continuously strategizes ways to cure aging Blindly believes in religion Rationalist who bases his beliefs on evidence If everyone were hit in the head with a baseball bat once a week, he would eventually convince himself it was a good thing Wastes his money on useless charities that pull on his heart strings, instead of charities that are actually useful On the verge of reaching longevity escape velocity Realizes that aging is a disease that needs to be cured Accepts aging as just a natural part of life Uses effective altruism to donate to only the most useful charities, like the SENS Research Foundation Has scope insensitivity Thinks that only rich people can afford cryonics Hates himself so much he cucks himself out of a realistic shot at eternal life Signed up for cryonics in case he can't cure aging in time Never takes a day off, since every day a cure to aging is delayed means over 100,000 people are killed sens research foundation Thinks being turned into a corpsicle is disgusting, even though having his flesh rot away underground is just as disgusting Constant fear of appearing weird Realizes that the future might be worth living in He thinks cryonics will never work due to freezing damage in cells Realizes that cryonics only costs around 30k, affordable to people with a middle class income Life will amount to nothing and will be forgotten by history Used science to determine the 7 basic ways aging occurs, and possible ways to treat them Afraid to sign up for cryonics because his wife would divorce him if he did Thinks that aging is caused by time, and is therefore irreversible Knows what vitrification is Will survive to the Singularity, and eventually enhance himself to become godlike Is immune to the pro-aging trance Wants to commit suicide, but doesn't since it would hurt his family Believes that death gives life meaning Transhumanist Chads will inevitably outcompete bioconservatives in all aspects of life Will live for thousands of years, if not longer Afflicted by yuck factor absolutism Thinks gene editing is scary Is a tradcon Virgin deathists are the only reason aging hasn't been cured yet Afraid of playing God

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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The Virgin Unionist vs The Chad Republican

The Virgin Unionist The Chad Republican Does not grow any facial hair, thinks it is too informal Is the Rothschild's bitch Mighty beard Built European civilisation Is either secular or Jewish Is pagan, cucks Jews Supports the NWO Ahead of his time Still existed as a quasi republic for many centuries when the republic turned into an empire Ugly globalist flag Is destroying European civilisation Starts the renaissance and eventually the industrial revolution just from their preserved knowledge Is the reason why populism is rising in Europe, whilst believing that populism is dangerous for democracy The union probably won't even last for 50 years Conquered many areas of the old world because of their advanced military Wears an appealing light-coloured robe Has nothing to do with the people, just enjoys high wages, well funded pension long holidays etc. (funded by the taxpayer of course) Wears a generic dark suit s., Economy booming, low taxes and low regulations Runs a civilisation similar to Atlantis Probably impregnated many of the finest women captured from the conquered areas Economy stagnating, high taxes and high regulations Opens borders to invaders from Africa and the Middle East and gives them welfare unlike the Chad Republican Thinks that women should be allowed to vote and be involved in politics Can survive civil wars, invasions, natural disasters etc. for many centuries thanks to a powerful patriarchy Experts at construction, expansionism and warfare Can barely survive a recession

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virgin tumblr. vs. CHAD NEWGROUNDS

the virgin tumblr THE CHAD NEWGROUNDS a hubspace for sjw's, libtards, soyboys, steven universe, dr. who, and where creators like oney, egoraptor, hotdiggidydemon warcraft, doom, tourettes guy and other great memes thots, easily depressed people, and other normies rick and morty fans lurk here ebolaworld, eddsworld, and psychicpebblee emerged here and on both ebaumsworld and ytmnd ORANGE MAN BAD" were first discovered worships the calarts beanface allows uncensored content laws so awful, george orwell is the pioneer of flash animation and games politically correct morals spinning in his grave still makes consiant improvements to this day their app doesn't even work tom fulp made a 9/11 game months after the the invention of nightcore easily bans anyone where gamergate and actual attacks morality lurks their app still works hates 4chan cuz "it supports drumpf" supported by 4chan, Kiwi Farms, reddit, and Youtube a legend in website history censors nsfw material by dec. 2018 hosted their first (and only) failed con

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The Virgin Good Goyim vs The Chad Bad Goyim

Fat face weak chin Вад Strong advocate of whites oyim oyim 2 years for 2% of Calls out how Jews are ruining the planet and all of the people Children not Israel first policies the wall completion tweets lik a teenager Brags about increasing consistent or 20+yearFit AF Fights for bombs syria over obvious false flagall whites arou the world not Black employmentjust America married to k----

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Virgin Wimbleton vs Chad Savior

Virgin Hank VS CHAD Christoff Uses Binary Broadsword: Like a Real man Edgy Black Outfit Uses Katana: Probably a Weeb Pure and Elegant White Outfit Wannabe Ninja Keeps dying LOOKS Ike a Religous Figure Dies, but not as often Generally a D--- Only wants to fight. Chillest f------ Guy Has the Moral highground Wants to Save Nevada s a Psychopath worst enemy Is a Clown His enemy is Evil and the Auditor: AKA God.

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The Virgin Transtrender vs. The Chad Drag Queen

The Virgin Transtrender The Ch Queen Makeup and contouring on point Gravity-defying hair is perfectly sculpted Shaved head (claims it's a statement of gender nonconformity, but is really just an excuse to not use shampoo) Ugly black lipstick ciS SC Ugly tattoo to match ugly personality Kx Doesn't care about politics, filth is his politics Fabulous impractical nails display that they have no interest in violence (but could still use them to f--- you up if necessary) Carries around baseball bat, is probably a member of Antifa Trolls feminists by blatantly Dull black clothing reveals lack of style parodying womanhood, but knows that they'd never dare call him sexist Dazzling dress is brighter than your future Wears combat boots, despite never seeing combat Insists on wearing only the most glamorous and uncomfortable shoes as a matter of pride, even though they are obscured by dress

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The Virgin Chad vs The Chad Virgin

"The Virgin Chad'" THE CHAD VIRGIN Highly insecure despite outward false confidence Spends far too muclh time styling hair, thinks people will like him more because of it Wears an easy to manage simple haircut that requires little work Listens to music during his day-to-day has good taste Torn sleeves evoke a faux Tough Guy look Wears obnoxious, brightly-colored clothing to draw attention, is ignored anyway Never listens to music, thinking it will make him less cool Neutral clothing choices force him to better his physical appearance to make up for it, is challenging himself Wishes not to be seen, not for fear or insecurity, but so as to make those around him happier he is always succesful at this Wears running shoes for maximum comfort on his many thoughtful walks

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Virgin new animes VS Chad old animes by [deleted]

The Virgin New Animes The Chad Old Animes Has varied characters develops all of them Each one has a unique visual identity _ Thinks that because the Make people think that anime is a single art style because they all look the same target audience are teens, every major character should be teens of all kinds and Pandering to shut-ins unrealistic fantasies Resorts to cheap tricks such as ugly 3D models in order to get the job done Great entertainment for evervone Everything is hand-drawn Thinks fan-service is humor Story sprinkled with fun humor Female characters are mindless fan- service objects Knows that fan- service is better when you actually care about the characters Quality fanbase that bought the VHS or Cancerous fanbase that watches everything illegally DVDs

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Virgin Guitarist vs Chad Drummer by DanThMann

The Virgin Guitarist THE CHAD DRUMMER Will listen to any song with guitar in LONG, HARD, SLIGHTLY PHALLIC STICKS TEN TURNED DOWNERS TA WEARS EARPLUGS SO HE IN SONGS BECAUSE HE IS TOO LOUD ACOUSTIC VERSION IS EVEN LOUDER AND MORE POPULAR THAN DIGITAL VERSION Needs extra equipment to play well OUCH NEEDS ONLY HIS STICKS TO PLAY WELL Instrument evolved from p---- violins and lutes Uses a tiny, bendy pick that probably resembles his chode INSTRUMENT EVOLVED FROM SCARY RITUAL DRUMS AND BONGOS INSTRUMENTALWAYS SET UP FIRST BY CONCERT STAFF Has to carry his instrument Acoustic version is quiet and unpopular Needs to be amplified a s--- ton to be heard over chad's drums Goes to chad's house for band practice BAND COMES TO HIM FOR PRACTICE

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The Virgin 'King of Games' vs The Chad SetoCorp Founder by RhtrM

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The Virgin Jason Jordan vs The Chad Gable

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The Virgin Abbas II VS. The Chad Osman Fuad by DIRECTRULEFROMMEMES

CHAD OSMAN FUAD Still thinks fezres are cool VIRGIN ABBAS II Cures the Sick Man of Europe The rightful sultan Only a king, not even a sultan The true caliph of all Muslims LARPs as an Arab nationalist, even though he's Albanian His glorious Arab armies still need Kurdish and Persian help to beat the Ottomans Punishes the upstart Arabs for their insolence Not a war hero Has peoved to be a mighty warrior in battle The UK always retakes the Had to give up the Suez Canal to the Germans Even Serbs don't dare say remove kebab" in his prensence Strong phrysique thanks to Steppe Turk ancestry

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The virgin Horsey VS THE CHAD BEN GARRISON Posted by Chainsawninja

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Virgin vs. Chad - The Virgin Deathist vs. The Chad Life Extensionist

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The Virgin Deathist The Chad Life Extensionist Has Stockholm Syndrome Immense brain continuously strategizes ways to cure aging Blindly believes in religion Rationalist who bases his beliefs on evidence If everyone were hit in the head with a baseball bat once a week, he would eventually convince himself it was a good thing Wastes his money on useless charities that pull on his heart strings, instead of charities that are actually useful On the verge of reaching longevity escape velocity Realizes that aging is a disease that needs to be cured Accepts aging as just a natural part of life Uses effective altruism to donate to only the most useful charities, like the SENS Research Foundation Has scope insensitivity Thinks that only rich people can afford cryonics Hates himself so much he cucks himself out of a realistic shot at eternal life Signed up for cryonics in case he can't cure aging in time Never takes a day off, since every day a cure to aging is delayed means over 100,000 people are killed sens research foundation Thinks being turned into a corpsicle is disgusting, even though having his flesh rot away underground is just as disgusting Constant fear of appearing weird Realizes that the future might be worth living in He thinks cryonics will never work due to freezing damage in cells Realizes that cryonics only costs around 30k, affordable to people with a middle class income Life will amount to nothing and will be forgotten by history Used science to determine the 7 basic ways aging occurs, and possible ways to treat them Afraid to sign up for cryonics because his wife would divorce him if he did Thinks that aging is caused by time, and is therefore irreversible Knows what vitrification is Will survive to the Singularity, and eventually enhance himself to become godlike Is immune to the pro-aging trance Wants to commit suicide, but doesn't since it would hurt his family Believes that death gives life meaning Transhumanist Chads will inevitably outcompete bioconservatives in all aspects of life Will live for thousands of years, if not longer Afflicted by yuck factor absolutism Thinks gene editing is scary Is a tradcon Virgin deathists are the only reason aging hasn't been cured yet Afraid of playing God

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