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Hi, l'm a climate scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "No, it's not a natural cycle," "Yes, I know it's beern warmer before (and the only reason YOU know is because we scientists told you so)," and "Just because it's on YouTube doesn't mean it's true."

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Rory Turnbull o_roryurmbull Jan 1 Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/ homework as they leave I am a tweet in a movie @FightMilk22 Replying to @_roryturnbull Hey, I am a high-school senior in a movie. I woke up late today so I'll have to rush to school, but my mad-dash-to-class will highlight some positive social bonds l've formed and l'll probably make it JUST IN TIME to class and make eye contact with a cute girl as I take my seat. 4:21 AM-7 Jan 2019 Tweet your reply

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Hello, I’m a journalist in a movie. I drink whole bottles of vodka while reporting in the field but somehow churn out prose my editor deems worthy of a Pulitzer.

Hello, l'm a journalist in a movie. I drink whole bottles of vodka while reporting in the field but somehow churn out prose my editor deems worthy of a Pulitzer. Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/ homework as they leave. Show this thread

Hello, I'm a doctor in a movie. I use defib on a flatlined patient instead of adrenaline, despite knowing that a flatline is the goal of defibrillation. I also do CPR compressions wrong. I use my position of authority to pressure an underling into a rom

Hello, I’m a rabbi in a movie. I wear my tefillin wrong and don’t really know how to pronounce the Hebrew of liturgical phrases that get said 3 times a day, every day. I say things from the pulpit that would be grounds for firing most places and maybe o

Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy, and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because I'm a fast typist, and I type extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. T

Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy, and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because l'm a fast typist, and I type extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. There are no error messages. Kayleigh Donaldson Φ @Ce.lidhan n Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me. twitter.com/_roryturnbull/...

Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me.

Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom Nevw York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me. Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/homework as they leave. Show this thread

Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

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