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The Virgin Tuunbaq The Chad Blanky A f------ manbearpig Cool title - Icemaster Doesn't have a title that demands respect Ruggedly good looks Runs around naked, but doesn't even have anything to show off to the ladies (and Hickey) Cozy sweater, /fa/even in the Arctic Can't even get an Esqui girl to notice him, she gets hot for a Goodbrit Millions of women around the world mourn his death Strong will to live, but willing to give up his life to save others Pointless existance, dies like a bitch As intelligent as a human, but still just sneaks up on people to eat them Outsmarts a supernatural being using nothing but his good upper body strength and wits Wraps forks around him with rope to make eating him all the harder Eats a man covered in sharp objects dies later Can't even outrun a man with one leg Respected by everyone he meets Captain is his biggest bro No one likes him, has no bros Loses his leg, doesn't even give a f--- Can't indimidate a dying marn Laughs when he sees manbearpig, has no fear of death Has never had a man's drink in his Uses wooden leg to drink booze out of life, only drinks water

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The Virgin Tuunbaq vs the Chad Blanky


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Mar 14, 2019 at 03:26PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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