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THE CHAD FUNNY BOI THE VIRGIN GRUMP Still finds time to draw, Actually funny make music and do non-Let's Play content Can hold a funny conversation while still being competent at games. Still doesn't act smug and claim to be an "expert' Has abandoned Newgrounds mentality of "anything goes" in favor of boring unfunny PC wokeness Started Let's Play channel as a means of keeping up an online presence and getting extra cash for other projects; still keeps things simple and organic Insufferable "comedy" band Jack of all trades that still does College Humor-level epic video game parody rap songs where game characters swear and f--- and do "edgy" s--- who can draw, animate, voice act, make 3D models Hasn't animated in years Still has Newgrounds humor, isn't a d--- but also Decent vocal range, Can't rap does funny impressions in 2019 and compose music. Is skilled at all of isn't afraid to make dark jokes the above Flip flops between boring and outright irritiating to listen to, makes videos so hard to endure Claims to understand People actually like his girlfriend because she's funny, down to earth and is a talented artist; game design, skill level of a chimp with his s----- attitude, awful jokes and constant bitching Still doesn't insist on shoving her in our faces Claims to be skilled improv comedian, humor consists of burping, farting and screaming Doesn't edit out boring parts where nothing happens Knows when a joke has run its course, humor feels natural *skips tutorial* 'where do i go Friends are also entertaining, has believable chemistry with them Partner is because he's too insecure to have pushover yes-man funny, simple filler play games Channel started as his opinions challenged where two friends can and goof around, has since turned into a cold and corporate business where everything feels forced and insincere Has been going for years, still feels organic and comes across like everyone involved is having fun Fancies himself a "voice actor", doesn't even have much range Friends can challenge him and open actual discussions and debates, can speak bluntly without getting sulky because people disagree Shoehorns Yoko Ono-esque wife into everything though she's not funny and no one likes her even Runs jokes into the ground Misses basic things, claims it's the game's fault

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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The Chad classic simpsons The Virgin Modern Simpsons Homer is an Homer is dumb, but still has his moments Ratings keep getting lower each Ratings and viewers were at and still loves his family despite often neglectful parenting its peak idiot and jerk season Jokes are Jokes have generic, usually matches that of r/come- multiple parts, and is basically modern humor Animation All hand drawn, is all digital ized, pretty lifeless and dycemetary and maybe r/ fellowkids animation but in the 90s has lots of robotic Most characters are either killed off (Maude Flanders) removed(Apu), or not true to their original per- sonality (Basically the entire Simpsons family) effort and personality Large roster of unique charac- ters that make the Springfield come to life

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vs The virgin bus The Chad Train Carries thousands of no child grows up wanting to be a bus driver gets stuck in traffic people a day Every boy wants to be a train driver takes 45 minutes to go 10 miles Usually electric Virginville Can go as fast as 200mph polluting PRODUCT 123gay Literally has it's own roads basically just a long car Needs to shill to companies to fund its existence Proud history of over 200 years Maintained by a always full of poor people and druggies smells of sweat multitude of staff

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Chad Animated Gaston Virgin Live Action Gaston Shows humility and self reflection Short, barely intimidating when rejected by girl he loves Barely 6ft MANLET So OP that Disney priginally planned for him to survive the fall from the Castle and then fight pack of wolves a Ruins the famous song with new lyrics Rejected by Emma Watson Every morning he eats five dezen eggs to become roughly the size of a barge Every last inch of him's covered in hair "Has to pay people to sing his s----- version of the song| Has Gay best friend to constantly orbit and boost his ego Can easily lift 3 girls sat on wooden bench with "Biceps to Spare" |Fights Beast in а lv1 honourably Can barely lift two fangirls without getting out of breath

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The virgin non-parametric regression THE CHAD LINEAR REGRESSION With 20 data points, ends up being published in top macroeconomic journals Can be made asymptotically efficient just in a couple of steps Computationally intensive. makes 2019 computers bleed Requires a tonne of observations for convergence Gives a nice, clean interpretation any grandma can comprehend Works in one step without fine-tuning Does not have a clear notion of efficient estimation Heavily depends on hyper-parameters that must be chosen optimally Can be computed analytically with paper and pencil Constant partial effect across the entire support Even after estimation, partial effects require extra computation Choice of hyper-parameters needs orders of magnitude more computational power Is rarely used in applied economic analysis Does not have a closed-form solution Inference can be done with one subtraction and one division by a toddler Optimised to the Moon and beyond in linear algebra libraries Impossible to find simple instructions for inference Terribly inefficient, high-level implementations are slower than Crysis on Pentium I Most courses spend hours just to get to Parzen-Rozenblatt, Nadaraya-Watson, maybe LOESS and then stop Can handle hundreds of regressors with ease Dies a horrible death with 10 regressors from the curse of dimensionality Built in every software package that can handle numbers Lots of online tutorials about versatile extensions accessible to beginners Implementations vary widely in software, samé kernels have different scaling factors Could not care less about error distribution, ends up being normal anyway Conditions yielding normality of the estimator are hard to verify Gives the same consistent result in R, STATA, SAS, SPSS Excel, and makeshift online calculators Fails miserably in regions of low density of explanatory variables No one bats an eye when parametric assumptions are violated Behaves like a spoiled brat at boundaries, requires correction The support of explanatory variables does not matter Convergence so poor, has to be injected with parametric assumptions or index restrictions Can account for arbitrary non-linearity by including functions of regressors, remains analytical No questions asked with robust standard errors Even bootstrapped confidence intervals are not trusted at first glance

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The Virgin Pokemon Sword and Shield vs. THE CHAD LUIGI'S MANSION 3

"Virginmon "Chad's Mansion 3" Doesn't include Sword and Megas Shield" II Devs listen Backpack is just a Looks like Ocarina to fans square that holds of Time and Bubsy 3d had baby stuff and doesn't Looks so good you Adds back hold a goobro or capture ghosts can even see the character ghosts stiching in his hat Won't include all the Pokemon still Devs won't listen to Has a kickass will use 6 year old Has a goobro fans and will still backpack that can animation aim for player of do all sorts of things GO

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THE CHAD SCP-682 THE VIRGIN SCP-096 -Always puts up a killer show for everyone in the foundation while being monitored. Steals the spotlight from literaly any SCP ever -Manlet compared to other SCPS KETER!!! -Boring and unoriginal theme; "Oh its slender man again" -Overdramatic baby -Screams like an autistic child whenever people looks at his hideous apperance -Low budget The Witch from L4D (REDACTED) up EUCLID -Feared and respected by the whole foundation. Everyone in the facility has heard 5 m x 5 m x 5 m airtight steel -TFW Higly Intelligient and unending hatred Extremely high speed, strenght and reflexes containment cube about it -Pale skin and minimal muscle and fat, problaly hasent seen daylight in his life -Literaly unkillable monster -Even know, being monitored 24/7, doesnt do anything interesting or mumbling to himself suspicious. just crying and -Must be contained in the highest security -Similar aesthetic to a crocodile. measures available with acid hazzards. Still One of the largest SCPS in its category able to perform containment breach several times -The "manchild of the SCP Foundation"

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the virgin peter griffin THE CHAD BOB BELCHER has more than 3 actually gives a s--- about his family friends hates his own daughter chin looks like for no reason balls fat f--- doesn't need to bash celebrities and make boomer only sources of humor are runs a burger references to attempt to be funny 80s references and bashing other people restaurant non-matching shirt and pants shirt, pants, AND shoes match acts like a retard all the time only acts retarded when drunk

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chad rodrick IS IN A F------ ROCK BAND virgin greg Rebel Gets bullied by everybody weak FLEX only friend is rowley dumb f--- loser bullies weak greg

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The Virgin Inafune's The worthy successor to the The Chad Igarashi's Castlevania series Blodstaines $4 Million and 3 years just to be better than nothing RITURL FTHE NIGHT Spent the $4 million budget to plan and even a an animated show sequel, just to be cancelled Even CAPCOM made a Both Curse of the moon and Ritual of the night better Megaman than him Used the harsh became successful works critics to actually improve the game The delayed and disapointing rewards made the backers cry like an anime fan in a prom night Went from the hand It was so critically and financially successful that it became a good ol' slap on Konami's face drawn 2D artstyle to the massive 3D downgrade Made 13 Free DLCS What it was supposed to be a megaman's spiritual successor, ended up being a bland and frustrating avaiable via updates and the only for is the Swordwhip and a bossfight with the man one you have to pay $5.5 million and 4 years to make an Indie game game himself. look like a AAA one

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The Virgin DIO The Chad Diavolo Uses one of the most overpowered Stands in the series Needs Joestar Needs to stay out Wears experimental styles, doesn't give a blood to raise his of sunlight like a huge nerd ability's power s--- Gives Enya 5 Stand Arrows, he still makes a bigger army with just 1 Wears heart symbols like a giant tool So obviously evil he gets found out by Speedwagon Takes on the entire cast by himself Gets the Stand Arrow, Takes another Gets punched in the knee and explodes doesn't even need an Kills half of the main cast of characters by himself man's body and steals kisses upgrade like a bitch Has an alter ego that is adored by fans Kills one character, incompetent villain Isn't remotely concerned all around Hates dogs with Joestars even the Literally commits so much evil and is so powerful he has to be eternally cheesed by something more powerful than himself slightest Needs an elderly lady with two right hands to tell him he's great Makes his subordinates Runs a f------ Mafia organisation that controls a country kill themselves to prove loyalty

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Chad Cartoon Fan Virgin Anime Fan Prefers to stay anonomous, has no Has an active Deviantart account friends as a result and many mutuals who share his intersts THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON Makes fun of bronies while Is autistic and admits it, he knows it's not something- as watching s--- like Madoka Is secretly extremely insecure about liking anime to be ashamed of Dosen't Probably is an alt-righter Probaly autistic, but still makes fun care what of other people with autism others my LITTLE pON Watches relentlessly dark s--- like Madoka and Evangelion Has many ponies that he likes equally think of him FRAIENDSHIP NAGIC Hatred of mean- Probably not an alt-rihter spiritedness gives him positive outlook on life Has one waifu and one waifu alone a Thinks he's an intellectual when all Seriously analyzes cartoons while being humble and entertaining Will get into huge fights with people he disagrees with. he does is post memes and watches Respects other anime peoples opinions. Definitely jerks it to Hentai Varied interests, no one knows exactly what he spank-banks to

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Virgin vs. Chad - Virgin Grump vs Chad Funny Boi

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THE CHAD FUNNY BOI THE VIRGIN GRUMP Still finds time to draw, Actually funny make music and do non-Let's Play content Can hold a funny conversation while still being competent at games. Still doesn't act smug and claim to be an "expert' Has abandoned Newgrounds mentality of "anything goes" in favor of boring unfunny PC wokeness Started Let's Play channel as a means of keeping up an online presence and getting extra cash for other projects; still keeps things simple and organic Insufferable "comedy" band Jack of all trades that still does College Humor-level epic video game parody rap songs where game characters swear and f--- and do "edgy" s--- who can draw, animate, voice act, make 3D models Hasn't animated in years Still has Newgrounds humor, isn't a d--- but also Decent vocal range, Can't rap does funny impressions in 2019 and compose music. Is skilled at all of isn't afraid to make dark jokes the above Flip flops between boring and outright irritiating to listen to, makes videos so hard to endure Claims to understand People actually like his girlfriend because she's funny, down to earth and is a talented artist; game design, skill level of a chimp with his s----- attitude, awful jokes and constant bitching Still doesn't insist on shoving her in our faces Claims to be skilled improv comedian, humor consists of burping, farting and screaming Doesn't edit out boring parts where nothing happens Knows when a joke has run its course, humor feels natural *skips tutorial* 'where do i go Friends are also entertaining, has believable chemistry with them Partner is because he's too insecure to have pushover yes-man funny, simple filler play games Channel started as his opinions challenged where two friends can and goof around, has since turned into a cold and corporate business where everything feels forced and insincere Has been going for years, still feels organic and comes across like everyone involved is having fun Fancies himself a "voice actor", doesn't even have much range Friends can challenge him and open actual discussions and debates, can speak bluntly without getting sulky because people disagree Shoehorns Yoko Ono-esque wife into everything though she's not funny and no one likes her even Runs jokes into the ground Misses basic things, claims it's the game's fault

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Mr. Candles

Mr. Candles

Jul 09, 2019 at 08:17PM EDT in reply to Nedhitis

I only remember a couple of suspicious things around the time Jontron was getting crapped on, and accusations about his GF leading him down the path.
Other than that, I dunno. If it's just that, it seems… petty, and this is said by someone who is still kind of pissed at Neil Cicierega for shitting on Jon during that time.

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PrinnyFreak

PrinnyFreak

Jul 09, 2019 at 09:36PM EDT

Yeah, the Grumps have fallen quite a bit. But I think calling Arin woke is a bit much.

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