Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student raises their hand Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No Student: oh Okaay, so you don't have a brain!? Well boys, we did it. Atheism is no more.

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