Greta Thunberg - The Onion w/ the Hot Take

Instead of going around the world and giving speeches in which she urges people to save the planet, shouldn’t she be commiserating with her friends about how pointless life is and how we’d all be better off dead? I just don’t get it.

"She's just a puppet"
Greta: years later getting into politics
"She's just a kid"
Greta: Gets older, saying the same thing
"What does she know anyway?"
Greta: Gets degree in climatology
"She's just some liberal, ignore her"

The ride never ends.