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The Virgin Pokemon (The lesser PKMN) Largest media franchise in the world, still can't even bother to bring back all of the pokemon protagonist is mute & expressionless in the games, whiny & annoying in the anime pumps out games on a semi-annual rate in order to keep up with the flow of merch and anime; not enough time to make the games as good as they can be bosses are given giant expositions and buildup, only for the actual battle to be a complete joke can't even make the bark of trees look right Most games are pitifully formulaic: Beat 8 gyms, defeat an evil team, and beat the elite 4 to become the champion. Has Pokemon "faint" and mainly avoids death to keep everything safe for the kiddies THE CHAD PIKMIN (The greater PKMN) Protagonist is a boomer, still manages to be an extremely interesting character through his countless journal entries Agonizing waiting period between games in order to ensure maxiumum quality Not even a huge franchise, still renders the tiniest leaves in alluring detail Bosses unceremoniously fall from the ceiling and scare the living daylights out of you Fully embraces the subject of mortality, as both your allies and enimies are frequently shown dying; the corpses of your foes are literally used as a reward for their defeat Changes progress mechanics each game to keep things interesting, whether it be through time limits, dungeons, or planetary starvation

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Virgin Pokemon v. CHAD PIKMIN


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Nov 12, 2019 at 01:20AM EST

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