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The Virgin Pokemon (The lesser PKMN) Largest media franchise in the world, still can't even bother to bring back all of the pokemon protagonist is mute & expressionless in the games, whiny & annoying in the anime pumps out games on a semi-annual rate in order to keep up with the flow of merch and anime; not enough time to make the games as good as they can be bosses are given giant expositions and buildup, only for the actual battle to be a complete joke can't even make the bark of trees look right Most games are pitifully formulaic: Beat 8 gyms, defeat an evil team, and beat the elite 4 to become the champion. Has Pokemon "faint" and mainly avoids death to keep everything safe for the kiddies THE CHAD PIKMIN (The greater PKMN) Protagonist is a boomer, still manages to be an extremely interesting character through his countless journal entries Agonizing waiting period between games in order to ensure maxiumum quality Not even a huge franchise, still renders the tiniest leaves in alluring detail Bosses unceremoniously fall from the ceiling and scare the living daylights out of you Fully embraces the subject of mortality, as both your allies and enimies are frequently shown dying; the corpses of your foes are literally used as a reward for their defeat Changes progress mechanics each game to keep things interesting, whether it be through time limits, dungeons, or planetary starvation

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Virgin Pokemon v. CHAD PIKMIN


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Nov 12, 2019 at 01:20AM EST

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