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The Virgin THE CHAD foes are scarred for life, gave his helmet "horns" ends up looking stupid "LIMBLESS MARTIAL ARTIST" now every time they see yellow they instantly remember Chad and his flowing locks "swordsman" II muscles are more concentrated than ever before, whole body is the equivilant to a full suit of steel armor only prior knowledge about sword combat is from animes and video games muscles are too atrophied to swing his sword doing this purely out of instinct needs a shield the only blood his sword will ever touch is that of its wielder whole body is covered in blood by the end of the fight what a p---- uses his mighty jaw block attacks OULH never gets hit once sword is dull, ugly and short, like his revolting 2 inch penis doesn't even look his opponent in the eye, too intimidated by them penis and balls are heavy enough to be used as a mace/flail stares at his opponents souls, respects and honors his foes armor is made out of cheap tin foil that he spray painted to look "cooler" not used to fast-paced combat manuevering skills are laughable still wears his iconic clothes no need for "armor" kept part of his left leg so he could use it as a weapon

Virgin Swordsman v. CHAD LIMBLESS MARTIAL ARTIST


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Nov 10, 2019 at 11:03AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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