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The Chad Sargon of Akkad The Virgin Sargon of Akkad Also known as Sargon the Great His real name is Carl Benjamin Body worthy of a king! Is Fat Britbong Spends whole his life conquering Middle East First ruler of the Akkadian npire Spends all time on Actually thinks he is smart the internet Known for making some autistic alt-right videos on YouTube Wisdom worthy of a king! Has Patreon Doesn't rely on anyone's support Known for creating the first empire in human history Propagated the Kekistan cancer, Gets banned on every platform an autistic "country" created by right wing Is feared and respected throghout the civilized world Made his country, Akkadia, into a superpower LARPERS Took the name of the His name remained immortal ancient king and ruined it for the millenia

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Nov 10, 2019 at 11:00AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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