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THE CHAD alpham THE VIRGIN/fa/ Doesn't use an online handle Always refers to himself as Alpha Struggles to find hair and skincare products that don't cause his allergies to act up Co-creator of Tiege Hanley, a line of top-quality grooming products Bland and uniteresting person, spends lots of time putting together "core" and "wave" outfits to feign having an identity 100% authentic, expresses his true self through fashion Has his own brand of sunglasses, his own image consulting business and a YouTube channel with a huge international following Sheepish follower, will never come up with anything original or leave a mark on the world Too lazy to work out, uses "thinspo" as an excuse Helped popularize SEXcore, the absolute peak of men's style Lifelong bodybuilding enthusiast, in tip-top shape at age 43 Incredibly petty, mocks people's style choices to feel better about himself >phoneposting Not a phoneposter, Generous and benevolent, offers valuable advice to help guys take their style game to the next level doesn't even know what imageboards are "What kind of clothes should I wear to attract girls like this?" Hasn't produced a single new meme Knows what women like, attracts >*SPIN JUMP* SPICY SENORITAS with zero effort Casually throws around words like "f---*t" and "nigg*r" when addressing others >SEXY STYLISH NINJA Embraces gimmicky flavor-of-the month styles >WHHOOOOAAAATT? >GENTLEMEN that will never stand the >Weird uncle Barry test of time Focuses on timeless style that Wears ridiculously overpriced "designer" rubbish Prefers AFFORDABLE LUXURY goods, always finds the best deals and makes sure to share them with his fashion-forward friends won't look dated in a decade "Where to cop?"

the virgin /fa/ v. THE ALPHA


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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