Thai Political Crisis Breakup
Matt Schimkowitz • 7 years ago
![Anonymous 02/20/20(Thu)19:40:36 No.21917963 [Reply] 918195 >>21917974 I met my mom for the first time last weekend and I can't stop thinking about her. I was instantly attracted to her, everything about her turned me on. Her smell, when she touched me, how she looks at me, I want to f--- her so badly. I've masturbated while thinking about her at least 20 times since. How do I stop these feelings? I don't want my mom to think I'm a perverted weirdo.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/754/953/f6b.jpg "Anon has sexy mom | /r/4chan")
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![□ Anonymous 1 hour ago No 97329795 [r] 22973296丛2297330224 There are only two ways to beat the monster lord and her daughters; either to have godlike self restraint or to out-f--- them. Anonymous 54 mmutes ago No 9733022시 ▼)2297330281 >>97330424 2297330446 2297330613 >>97330525 22973305盟2297330654 2297330734 They need to send in someone with harem-MC-tier denseness/innocence, so when they try to make a move on him he wont catch on >"EXCUSE ME, I REALLY NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM Lilim No you fool, you need to dig deeper. You need to go f------ simple shonen protagonist dense ! Anonymous 47 mrutes ago No 97330525 [▼] 22973306 image ing (10 KB, 186x139) google indb 2297330734 an anime about a dense MC who faces the demon lord all the monsters fall for him because he's the only one that can resist cant □ Anonymous 36 minutes ago No 97331042 [r] >297331090 >>97331201 2297331426 Yes your tail is indeed quite fluffy, but what does this have to do with the task at hand? > You're a level 3 paladin of Pelor. You literally have an aura of chasteness You are given a missive from the high priest, instructing you to slay a terrible demoness s It does not take long to send you to her realm. In fact it's rather too easy for your ling You're contronted by a daughter of the demon lord himself She invites you inside, giggling while licking her fingers > You puff out your chest and proclaim your purpose > You tell her you don't follow, and she facepaims "SEX. Sex. You and I. Were going to have it > She begins slamming her head on a nearby wall BECAUSE THAT IS WHY YOU WERE SENT HERE "Well there's that lovely gentleman standing behind yo. Oh..well maybe you'll find the right guy for you some day > "They sent YOU on purpose. oint they? Just to drive me insane?" "BECAUSE CLEARLY, NO ONE ELSE IS AS DENSE AS A NEUTRON STAR Do you even know who I am? WHAT I am? □ Anonymous 17 minutes ago No 9733 1600 [r] 2297331752 2297331758 1319491799170 gif (1.77 MB, 300x174) gogle indh Dad chimes in from the background, "Hey Angry, Im dad. □ Anonymous 12 minutes ago No 97331752 [▼] 2297331793 2297332064 The paladin and her father are the two densest men to ever exist Become fast friends and empathize with how hard it is to understand what these monster girls want Anonymous 3 minutes ago No 97332064 [▼1 2297332134 2297332152 2297332151 22973321 > To be honest, Im still kinda confused how I ended up with daughters in the first place "YOU HAD SEX WITH MOM. THREE TIMES! ONCE FOR EACH OF US! s Sorry son, cant say Iam. Say, have I shown you my trophy collection yet?" She runs off, Demon Lord and Paladin go tour the house > t's himl He's the one who wont have sex with me!" > 거oney. I dont think you quite understand The only way was able to have sex with your father was by distracting him with a piece of bacon. f that man is ust as dense. you're never gong to get any Tm sure it'll all work out sweetie. Now calm down before you blow another hole in reality She strips naked, then bounds up to the Paladin s He double takes, then averts his eyes while offering out his cloak > Honey, what in the world are you doing? I's not bath time for another hour > "You know, Sir, perhaps such impure thoughts have made her feel unclean > 1 think you're on to something here. Go take a bath honey BONUS Tll drip honey all aver you, and lick it off slowly >"Do you need a plate or a bowl or something? Honey is pretty sticky、It would be a lot easier that way. I could also make warnor Beegris see Warrior Beegirls take him captive and take him to their queen and assume the MC caused it □ Anonymous 9 hours ago No. 97333057 [▼] 2297333394 Warrior beegiril tries to By him to the queen, but is weighed down because the guy's head is denser than gold >Drags him along while he complains about how his armor is being scuffed up by the rough cave floor Head leaving a rut in the ground as this happens Finally plopped in front of the queen beegirl: warrior beegirl goes to wash herself of the stupidity >Really? Do you have any board games lying around? Those are a lot of fun to play. Ill wam you, though-Ive never lost a game of Scrabble in my entire Minutes later a thundering scream from the inner sanctum of the hive is heard from miles away □ Anonymous 9 hours ago No 97333394 [▼] 2297333944 Tumbles out of the beehive as it falls into chaos, manages to catch fire, etc a group of flower type monstergirls gather around him as he casualy strolls out >"Thank you for freeing us from those oppressive bees, hero. You'l be rewarded "Oh cool, do you have any sunscreen? Sun's pretty bright today and I've got a None? Damn, I guess I could use some new boots, these ones are getting pretty wom out](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/822/375/9e7.png "9e7.png")
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