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"The Virgin Oxide" THE CHAD EMPEROR VELO XXVII Dresses like an absolute Has an entire planet shaped in his image chad Loses blue flame Never loses on most tracks Can't even pronounce Has to cheat at the beginning of a race just to stand a chance Emperor Velo's name correctly Actually knows how to U-Turn on Dragon Contrary to all the V's on his clothing, Velo is in fact NOT a virgin Mines Does not know how Trials on Nitro Kart to U-Turn tracks are a joke Was voiced by Steve Blum Thicc af No custom final boss Has all those legs but still can't air music; only remixes Probably owns a strip club somewhere brake Can maintain blue flames for most of the race Has his own boss music Sexy accent in Nitro Kart

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You savages will learn fear, just as millions have before you.


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nitrous, oxide, n. oxide, emperor, velo, virgin vs chad, emperor velo, emperor velo xxvii, ctr, cnk, ctr:nf, crash team racing, crash nitro kart, crash team racing: nitro fueled

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