Asgore: I've come to make an announcement: Sans the Skeleton's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his skeleton fuckin' bony dick out…

Monster Kid: Mommy?

Asgore: and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "THIS BIG", and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com. Sans the Skeleton, you got a small dick! It's the size of this Temmie Flake except WAY smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! (pulls out trident) That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Underground! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Underground, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the SURFACE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, FRISK? I PISSED ON THE SURFACE, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPLLLETS hit the fucking Underground! Now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

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