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Zero new cases? At this stage in the pandemic, in the virus's origin country, in a notoriously densely populated region? A Yes! May I see it? China Announces That It Will Expel American Journalists No!

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I guess we should retire the expression "avoid it like the plague given how little effort people put into avoiding an actual plague
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USA: Well, China, I made it, despite your directions…

China: D'ooaahh! Trade Partner America, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable trade agreement!

USA: …Ehh…

USA sits down while China walks into the kitchen.

China notices a bunch of it's people coughing.

China: gasp Oh, egads! My economy's ruined!

China: But, what if… I were to suppress information about the outbreak to avoid any embarrassment or economic problems? Ho oh oh ho ho, Delightfully Devilish, China!

China begins to attempt covering up the outbreak, completely oblivious to the fact that it's already out of hand.

USA comes through the door and sees China.

USA: -Agh! Death Stare.

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