USA: Well, China, I made it, despite your directions…
China: D'ooaahh! Trade Partner America, welcome! I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable trade agreement!
USA: …Ehh…
USA sits down while China walks into the kitchen.
China notices a bunch of it's people coughing.
China: gasp Oh, egads! My economy's ruined!
China: But, what if… I were to suppress information about the outbreak to avoid any embarrassment or economic problems? Ho oh oh ho ho, Delightfully Devilish, China!
China begins to attempt covering up the outbreak, completely oblivious to the fact that it's already out of hand.
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