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Songs about real wars, battles and heroes and what people are capable of make learning history interesting Sataton *Any power metal band* For all good against all bad There can be only one band of that kind Make their way to heaven THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL* Blah-blah we love fantasy Dirty hair DISREGARD THE LOSSES PRIDE OF A NATION Elves, elves, elves A BEAST MADE OF STEEL SPIRIT OF SPARTANS! DEATH AND GLORY! Lord of the Rings is the only book they've read ALWAYS AHEAD FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY Dresses in all black LIVING OR DEAD OF THE SWORD because of lack of fantasy lol FED BY YOUR DREAD FIGHT BACK ТО ВАСК! SHOW THEM NO MERCY! FROM THE DEPTHS OF DEADLY SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE The battles they are singing about never happened Divides the world CAMOUFLAGE! RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF on good and bad YOUR HEROES THE BLOOD STARTS TO BOIL THUNDER IS SOUNDING FIGHT HARD AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT ARTILLERY POUNDING Brave elves! They fought Magic, wizards, any other garbage for kindergarten ALL TOGETHER GOTT MIT UNS brave! Huh! Yeah! READY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY THEY READY FOR THE FIGHT WOULD RATHER DIE HOW MANY WASTED LIVES FLYING SO FAST AND FLYING SO HIGH HOW MANY DREAMS ARE FADE AWAY There are thousands of bands like that CHARGE AGAIN DIE AGAIN *AND HELL IS SIX FEET DEEP

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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