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Songs about real wars, battles and heroes and what people are capable of make learning history interesting Sataton *Any power metal band* For all good against all bad There can be only one band of that kind Make their way to heaven THROUGH THE GATES OF HELL* Blah-blah we love fantasy Dirty hair DISREGARD THE LOSSES PRIDE OF A NATION Elves, elves, elves A BEAST MADE OF STEEL SPIRIT OF SPARTANS! DEATH AND GLORY! Lord of the Rings is the only book they've read ALWAYS AHEAD FOR THE FAITH FOR THE WAY Dresses in all black LIVING OR DEAD OF THE SWORD because of lack of fantasy lol FED BY YOUR DREAD FIGHT BACK ТО ВАСК! SHOW THEM NO MERCY! FROM THE DEPTHS OF DEADLY SILENCE CAST THEIR SPELLS EXPLOSIVE VIOLENCE The battles they are singing about never happened Divides the world CAMOUFLAGE! RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF on good and bad YOUR HEROES THE BLOOD STARTS TO BOIL THUNDER IS SOUNDING FIGHT HARD AND DO WHAT'S RIGHT ARTILLERY POUNDING Brave elves! They fought Magic, wizards, any other garbage for kindergarten ALL TOGETHER GOTT MIT UNS brave! Huh! Yeah! READY FOR THE ONSLAUGHT THEY WOULD NEVER COMPLY THEY READY FOR THE FIGHT WOULD RATHER DIE HOW MANY WASTED LIVES FLYING SO FAST AND FLYING SO HIGH HOW MANY DREAMS ARE FADE AWAY There are thousands of bands like that CHARGE AGAIN DIE AGAIN *AND HELL IS SIX FEET DEEP

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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