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@J. The Perverted Summoner The Virgin Stereotypes ugly as f--- very little screentime don't kill the player boring designs retarded ideologies like Space Supremacism don't fully achieve their goals one of them is Kevin Spacey THE CHAD RORKE alpha male beats the player and drags him away in the finale the player is forever his prisoner dresses like the pumped up boomer that he is petty as f--- goals, still goes through with it all and wins pulls a Bane when he gets brought on a plane CoD: Ghosts was so bad that a sequel will never be made, making him the only one amongst these that is actually still alive THE GIGACHAD MAKAROV doesn't even hide his face during the shooting and he still gets America blamed for it killed the player twice it takes 2 full games to kill him caused World War 3 devastates both Europe and America. Russia remains unscathed always properly dressed even when he's shooting up an airport proves that all it takes to change the world is the will of a single man gets to monologue in the intro of MW3 like he's the main character THE THAD MENENDEZ becomes more powerful as he gets older is a playable character in the story itself canonically wins by willingly becoming a martyr for his cause worshipped as dabs on both China and a messiah America simultaneously has 2 billions of followers always stylish, no matter in which worldwide. even the elites he hates love him time period he's in managed to do the impossible and made Ancoms actually look cool

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Good point about Makarov. The cameras of the airport recorded him, and he was a worldwide famous terrorist, Zakhaev's right hand man. how did he get away with it? he's got a recognizable face, and not many people have one green eye and the other blue

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I remember that 2 of his men, Kiril and Lev also died in the shootout against the police (no matter how hard you try, they'll die by ghost bullets), but the Russians get specifically pissed about Allen being the one American involved in it.
I guess they spinned the narrative in a way that had America blamed, like them hiring Makarov for the shooting and weaken the Ultranationalist government… which is half the truth since it was probably Shepherd who told Makarov about Allen being a spy.
Nonetheless, this 4D Chess move is what got him killed in MW2 since Makarov would have found a way (and he does) to start a war with the west anyway

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cod, villains, raul menendez, vladimir makarov, gabriel t. rorke, general shepherd, imran zakhaev, nikita dragovich, jonathan irons, salen kotch

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