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"The Virgin Gallant" Easily asserts dominance over his group of Chad friends "The Chad Goofus" Always cucked by other boys on Valentine's Day: too timid to care Too much of a p---- to take what he gets for himself, always shares his oranges Stiff, robotic personality when communicating with adults Would steal things from his parents but his Mary Sue personality gets in the way Forceful yet calm when conversing with adults Never touches his library's Highlights magazine out of fear of damaging it Takes the last apple for himself Flails his arms around rapidly when holding sharp tools Mindless bootlicker, consistently follows the laws established by authority Makes nature his bitch; beats up forest animals to the point of trauma Has no idea what Has literally no desire to lead his group of fellow virgin friends at all "safety" is, will ride his sled into incoming traffic Brushes his teeth twice every day because his parents tell him to Goes onto video recordings with an entire orchard in his teeth Always makes sure that his scissors are pointing face down

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The Virgin Gallant vs the Chad Goofus


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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN
The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
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Uploaded Jul 15, 2020 at 02:01PM EDT

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