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The Virgin Metal Gear Storytelling declined in quality after Janky & shallow stealth. Tomokazu Fukushima's departure. Unrightfully credited as the first stealth Used to be great until MGS4. game series. Had to burrow Too many forced action sequences for a "stealth" game. ideas from better stealth games. The Brad Hitman Absolution was so Had a very rough start. bad, it almost killed the series. Second game aged like milk. Dramatically improved after Absoluteshit. Dull protagonist despite cool design. Blood Money still is one of the finest stealth games ever made. The Chad Tenchu Rikimaru inspired the only good character in Naruto. The first 3D stealth game series. Brutal & stylish stealth kills. Peacefully retired into the shadows. First game has a God-tier OST. Its spiritual successor rightfully won 2019's GOTY. The Thad Splinter Cell Not a single bad Spies vs. Mercenaries is mainline installment. still an innovative multiplayer feature. Lighting so High-tech gadgets good, it's literally avant garde. that'd make James Bond jealous. Protagonist is voiced by Michael Ironside Chaos Theory (minus in Blacklist). rivals Thief 2 in sheer quality. The Lad Thief Fanbase create Rich & unparalled atmosphere. high quality mods, even to this day. XXXXX Hill Part of the top echelon of Giga I.Q. level design. immersive sims. OG trilogy is so legendary; its s----- reboot couldn't even tarnish its reputation. Relatable, lovable, & snarky protagonist. XXXXX

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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I think people give Absolution a bad rap. Or at least for the wrong reasons.

Absolution is not a bad game. It's just a really shitty Hitman game. It's a fine narrative driven linear game (not great, but good enough), but the entire point of the Hitman series is being basically a collection of small sandboxes with goals to achieve within them however you please; completely at odds with a linear story driven experience.

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Cool, I don't see Thief mentioned too often anymore. Deadly Shadows got a lot of shit too, but it made up for it with some awesome levels like Shalebridge cradle and the House of the widow Moira. The 2014 reboot gutted almost everything that made Thief great, I like to pretend it never existed.

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