Wario - Waaaaa....

On a related note, there's a whole ass level in Wario Land 2 that revolves around finding Wario's pet chicken and bringing it back into its coop – said chicken is also the only thing in the game that he actively will not throw with a harmful amount of force. Bear in mind that Wario has just had all of his treasure ransacked and his house flooded by pirates, and he's putting his entire quest on hold without a second thought because his chicken might be in danger.

Man, something about this image of such an arrogant huge man like Warrior carefully looking after a bonsai just makes me feel happy.

Keep trimming them leaves you lovable gaseous giant.