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"The Virgin Zagreus" THE CHAD THESEUS Called "king" because he was actually a king Uncharismatic; must bribe people with nectar so they will like him more Thanks onlookers for supporting him Constantly staring at Aphrodite's boobs Compliments friends. shares in their victories and defeats Wears skulls to be edgy Too weak to lift Heracles's Can use both a spear AND a shield at the same time warmup weights Gives people ambrosia when they win against him Fails to launch, serially unable to move out of dad's house Cool enough to become best buds with former battle victims Sassmouths the narrator Olympians give him OP boons Wears hose to hide Dashes to move even when it isn't necessary narrow quads Self-forgiving: doesn't dwell on past failures Bonus: MANDATORY: Has swords, wallscrols on display in room Reles on handouts from extended family Dog istens to dad more than him Inserts self into others' personal business Whole ife is trying and faling to go outside Hands on hips with perfect symmetry Always a winning smile Touts virtues of triendship and camaraderie Keeps rebellious shades from escaping Elysium Doesn't need anyhing more than sporting competition Takes damage from magma even though feet are constantly on fire anyway Only walks when he has to

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"The Virgin Zagreus" THE CHAD THESEUS Called "king" because he was actually a king Uncharismatic; must bribe people with nectar so they will like him more Thanks onlookers for supporting him Constantly staring at Aphrodite's boobs Compliments friends. shares in their victories and defeats Wears skulls to be edgy Too weak to lift Heracles's Can use both a spear AND a shield at the same time warmup weights Gives people ambrosia when they win against him Fails to launch, serially unable to move out of dad's house Cool enough to become best buds with former battle victims Sassmouths the narrator Olympians give him OP boons Wears hose to hide Dashes to move even when it isn't necessary narrow quads Self-forgiving: doesn't dwell on past failures Bonus: MANDATORY: Has swords, wallscrols on display in room Reles on handouts from extended family Dog istens to dad more than him Inserts self into others' personal business Whole ife is trying and faling to go outside Hands on hips with perfect symmetry Always a winning smile Touts virtues of triendship and camaraderie Keeps rebellious shades from escaping Elysium Doesn't need anyhing more than sporting competition Takes damage from magma even though feet are constantly on fire anyway Only walks when he has to

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