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Misk Wisk

Dec 31, 2020 at 04:51AM EST

Looks at Spain

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Going into it, I thought this was going to be about the differences in priorities between the lives of Africans and the lives or Europeans, but both are pretty varied. Some of them are fairly predictable, some of them make me kind of sad for the people living there, and some of them are just really bizarrely specific.

How many people could possibly have a sister who's making a terrible mistake? Why do Germans have trouble breathing without choking? Why is everyone on the Iberian Peninsula aspiring cannibal serial killers? Which diamonds are the Moldovans trying to steal? What sort of kinky shit are people from the Netherlands and Czechia getting up to? Why do Bulgarians have such itchy asses? Why can't people from Turkey and Croatia figure out how genitals work? Where the hell are Nanibians snow boarding? Why can't Italians make a fucking sandwich?

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