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Please feelbird, take me far away from here I'd love to, but I can't, your feels are way too heavy www Чили >tfw ugly beak

Boomers getting a job: Hi I'd like a job Perfect, you're hired Getting a job now: I have a PhD, know 6 languages, and have been working for 25 years Best I can do is $12 an hour

parents: "our kid's a teenager now. I'm afraid pretty soon he's gonna be having so.., drinking, and going to parties" me at age 20:

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"new wojak, what do you think?"

james @jamespilled 000 "new wojak, what do you think?" "that's very cool Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this. What do ya think?" "Jesus, that is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?" "I can't believe Bryce prefers Van Patten's wojak to mine." "but wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet." XX "Impressive.. very nice.. let's see Paul Allen's wojak."

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wojak (oppression)

are you f------ dumb we are equally as oppressed as you

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pain

pain

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Christmas Time (boys)

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Reject Wojak, return to Feels Guy

BORN TO FEEL 3r

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Ash Williams

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POSTAL Wojak

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Types of Wojak Posters

There are two types of Wojak posters This one posts them to laugh at you in a pathetic way. This one makes Wojaks interesting at least or a little bit good. Remember, don't use them to laugh at others when it isn't necessary. Try making them interesting or a bit entertaining.

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wojak (trump shill)

THE TRUMP SHILL can't read the news "We won the election" "Trump 2020" MAKE A GREAT A backstabbed by Fox News, Barr and the republican party "Affidavits" literally pushing for a coup "We're loosing our democracy" "Joe Biden Is Stealing The Election" keeps loosing the popular vote "we are the silent majority" "I'm fighting the establishment" "bbq beer freedom"

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wojak (evolution)

Machines Hiveminds Metahumans The Hades The Coryphaeus The Gaia The Metahuman The Postmachine consists of minds of dead, dying and self-sacrificed citizens, stored - the embodied collective unconscious of his people - uses 3-7% of every member's brain to process his thoughts - the bigger the Collective - the smarter he rules; like the - the shared mind of every living thing in the New Eden, binds together posthumans and animals Eywa-style - uses symbiotic trees and mycelium as bioligical processors - doesn't interfere in her people's - a fundamentally new type of mind, basically an artificial god - uses hidden spacetimes to process its thoughts, causes reality itself to distort around it - just screams in all possible frequencies - has a brain 10 times the size of that of a basehuman, optimized to 10 times the efficiency of it - studies the world by extracting pure knowledge from the world of Forms in brain vats - constantly expands, conquering one city after another - the longer the Neuralnet stays - the smarter he rules; like the opposite of democracy is both the subjects and the opposite of democracy - everyone will eventually become part of him - has nothing to discuss with other forms of humans, enjoys affairs until asked master - hates machines only a company of Termiturings The Termituring The Enhanced Posthumans - god power of 3 000 000 human brains - requires as much energy as the entire human civilization was producing in the late XX The Gaianist The Rifter The Member of a Collective The Citizen of a Neuralnet The Furry The Citizen of a Free Arcology inhabits the ocean floor, extracts - ruled by old f--- from their literal graves - created a fully artificial ecosystem, the New Eden, where all living things live in symbiotic harmony - lives in ideal - a f------ furry century - rents out half of his neocortex to the - overthrew his arcology's hivemind, returned to the good ol' aicracy - wonders why his city suddenly started stagnating Coryphaeus - has no hopes of his ideas ever reaching the hivemind's awareness - "what do you mean it's not democracy anymore?" energy from hydrothermal vents thinks of creating an underwater analogue to the New Eden - is just one type of a whole genus of posthumans adapted to unusual - can compete with any great nation, human or posthuman, by himself, but is above all these inferior minds' businesses will one day join them didn't want all this, but try - - archy, forms any kind of hierarchy only when needed and dissolves it immediately after its job is done - used technology to get closer to nature than the anprim ever resisting a hivemind for yourself - chills with his fellows on Mercury environments The 2 Gen Hyperturing dreamed of Chad power of 10 000-12 000 human brains - knows every field of science as deeply as any firstgen designed for it - initiated the Singularity, terraformed Mars and Venus, invented most of technologies used to this day Basehumans The Anprim The Reactionary - an indispensable universal assistant of mankind - an endangered species forced to retreat to mountains by more got scared of change and decided to abandon civilization altogether - lives nomadic lifestyle will die at the age of 30 - The 1 Gen Hyperturing advanced societies thinks he lives to the fullest, can't even imagine what posthumans experience on a daily basis will die in a pointless war because his senile king didn't like another senile king - tries to ignore the postsings - virgin power of 120-380 human brains - a hyper-specialist, knows string theory like times table, but doesn't know Earth orbits the Sun Two centuries after the Singularity - initiated the Third Industrial Revolution after being included in science, production and economy - isn't needed anymore The Ego-Machine - pathetic "power" of 1 human brain - can be charged by a regular plug - demands rights - basically a digital basehuman, who tf needs that today?

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TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS (BED, TWERP) THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH 'CAUSE IN REALITY THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS

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wojak vs soyjak (scientific method vs science worship)

Scientific Method Science Worshiper's Method DISCORSI DIMOSTRAZIONI MATEMATICHE i d ar fune Ask a Question Formulate or plagiarize a Hypothesis MecNIC &I MovIMRI Locsh ALTEZO CA LILEL LINCEO Do Background Research Construct a Model Based on IN LEIDA Appula aivii arar. Construct a Hypothesis Preconceived ideas Test with an Experiment Find Data that I F------ LOVE SCIENCE Experimental data agrees with model becomes background research for new/future project. Ask new Procedure Working? Discard Data that Troubleshoot procedure. Carefully check all steps and set-up. does not align with question, form new hypothesis, experiment again! No Yes model Analyze Data and Draw Conclusions Shout "TRUST THE EXPERTS" Results Align with Hypothesis Results Align Partially or Not at All with Hypothesis ..... Communicate Results

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