Notes:

True Story: Whilst studying journalism in university, I attended a court case where a junkie stole a lamb roast and three packs of bacon from Tesco's in a daring daylight raid to use as payment for heroin. Food is srs bsns.

Welcome to the penultimate edition of the first season of the Make-A-Meme Foundation "F---, it's still going?" edition, where I take your meme dreams and make them reality.

In a novel turn of events, you can create something for me, as I need help designing a co-host for my next series: The How Not To Guides. I am personally looking forward to how pants on head retarded this thing is going to be and I hope you are all able to find some amusement out of it to.

Todays instructions come from Judge of Dredd, who is more like a set of guidelines, really, who asked me to: