Doomed to the French Surrendering Jokes Forever

Fun Fact: The national entity known as 'France' in all of its forms since it was continuously known as France (Kingdom, Republic, etc) has won more battles than any other nation in recorded history, even those that came before it.

Also losing the 7 Years War and their embarrassment in the Franco-Prussian War. After Napoleon's defeat, France hasn't been the undisputed military juggernaut it once was.